Raspbernie Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raspbernie Posted August 15, 2007 Author Share Posted August 15, 2007 "Yeah, I know I said 11 p.m., but how fast can the limo get back here?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Marshall Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 ..."Ya...tell the guys....DON'T COME...They're ALL here...And *I* shaved my back for THIS???"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkpat Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "Yeah, Clive? I don't believe there is a clivedavis.com, is there? These people love me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julesberry Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "Julesberry, what time are you and Jerry getting here? We can't start the naked twister game without you two!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnO Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "Yeah, we've fooled 'em! They REALLY think I'm Eric Carmen!....Nah, I ain't fessin' up 'til I get the cake and presents! It IS his birthday, right? Just so long as they don't try to make me sing, I'll be fine!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raspyrock Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "Yep, karaoke right after the Wesson Oil naked twister. Hope the mic doesn't slip out!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Mississippi Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "Yeah, Pizza Hut? How fast can you deliver? I just saw someone licking cheese off a cheeseburger..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnO Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "Tommy Tunes? Didn't I just see you in the house? Kathy, Marvin, Lew, Popdude, Diane...you're all on the line too? What's a "phone-knapping"???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnO Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "Yeah, well if Tony Cartmill dares to show up, this time I'll REALLY strangle him!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poor4Life Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Get me OUTTA here! These people are NUTS!!!Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnO Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "Marcel's Hair Emporium of Sayreville? Please send someone out here - I need a quick touch-up after that Tommy Tunes made me wear his awful hat!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 For the HUNDRETH time "I AM NOT ERIC CLAPTON" and I will not perform Lay Down Sally for you Wally!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julesberry Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "Beam me up Scotty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnniekNY Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Hello?...is this the producer of 'America's Most Wanted'? This is Eric Carmen and you can pick up a whole lotta psychos in Sayreville right now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "C'mon back downstairs, honey -- it's too late, Ernie and Jim already got the Jewelry" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don_Krider Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "Bruce who?"Don Krider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don_Krider Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "Bruce, I thought she was just a hot chick, but she can sing, too. Name's Kathy..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Marshall Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 ..."Ya...I got layed and everything............No, no, no... Layed like in Hawaii. No, no...It might be my birthday but HEH!!!!"...dial tone...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Mississippi Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "Tommy Tunes? Didn't I just see you in the house? Kathy, Marvin, Lew, Popdude, Diane...you're all on the line too? What's a "phone-knapping"???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Mississippi Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "Hello Paulie Mississippi... yeah, I don't like the Yankees either..." :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Mississippi Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "When I was young, I never needed anyone... now that I'm older, I go to Weekend at Bernies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LobsterLvr Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "When I dial the telephone nobody's home."Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HT from Mo Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 It's a "Cartoon World" here at Bernie's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darlene Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 "Hey, Jon, I need a sub for a karaoke gig. Wanna come over and sing 'Who Says You Can't Go Home?' with Kathy?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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