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Read this today and had a laugh. Maybe you will, too.

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I broke up with a girl once because she was having hallucinations.

She said, "Tom, I...can't see you anymore."

That was weird. I was like, "Babe, I'm standing right here."

Then she said "No, you don't understand...I'm seeing someone else."

Which was really bizarre because it was just the two of us in the room.

I had to break it off after that.


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