Lew Bundles Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 Don Corleone-“What the hell happened, Santino?” SONNY- “We lost him, pop…” DON- “Did you follow my instructions, Michael?” MICHAELYea, we did, but he got away…” DON-“Them, I want to hear the whole story…The truth…” TOM-“It started out with the chick with the horse… We knew what time she would go for a ride on her horse…We had both sets of cubes and we were ready… AS TOM TOLD THE STORY, THE DON PICTURED THE STORY IN HIS MIND… WE NOW TAKE YOU BACK TO THE SCENE AS IT UNFOLDED… FRANKIE PANTANGELO…“Here they come…Right on schedule…I’ll grab the girl and Luca, you get the horse into the wagon.. Michael get the two sets of sugar cubes…Everybody hide”… SUSIE-“Hey, Blazer…There’s two buckets of sugar cubes over there and one smells like Raspberries…Let’s stop for a snack…You can have the regular sugar cubes and I’ll eat the Raspberry scented ones… AS SUSIE DISMOUNTS AND FEEDS BLAZER HIS SUGARY TREATS the Corleone squad appears.. FRANKIE P“Quick, grab the chick and shove the horse into the trailer…We may need to use his head for a little persuasion tactic later” TOM-“So Don Corleone…That part of the plan went well..,We told Bernie that if Lew didn’t get the moderator job, people would start disappearing…So we got Susie B locked up in the other room with “Batman” DON-“Then we got two of them back there…I see that the third one has eluded us and is back posting again..,Take me back and tell me what went wrong.., TOM-“We sent him an application to his harem with a picture of an 18 year old hot chick……We sent a photo of her clipping a guys toenails…He loves that… and we included a picture of her fetching a beer… TOM-“With your permission, Don,we resume the story… We correspond with this guy and he agrees to come to America from Panama to “test” the girl out… Fredo and Tessio meet him at JFK Airport, hold up a name card He gets off the plane with his dog and a bag and gets into the limo… DON- “Story sounds good do far…”What happened?” FREDO-“The son of a bitch, gets in the car, and doesn’t see the girl and starts asking questions…He then opens the bag, start to eat the burgers and says, “Roses are red, violets are pink…when I eat White Castle, my “heat” really stinks”… And then he lets out a tremendous noise, the car stunk so bad, like one of BeAtlBuM’s old posts, that we had to pull over and roll down the windows and he made a break for it…” “I’m not used to being embarrassed like this…The guy, Lew, donated 50 cents to keep the board alive and this Bernie guy still don’t make him a moderator… Get him in here next…We need to have a little meeting with him… STAY TUNED FOR OUR NEXT EPISODE: THE GODFATHER AND BERNIE-FINAL MEETIN’… 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 You were overdue... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babkins Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 So clever and funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda B Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 Always fun Lew! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 I want a cut of the action, given I was the star of this melodrama. And to Lew's credit, he is working hard to increase activity on ec.com.....and what better way to attract new players than the old tried and true use of sex appeal ( James ) ..?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungryeyes Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 So silly 😜 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlene Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 😂 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnie B Trask Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 Lew, Do you know why Brando has the cat in the first scene? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Bundles Posted October 12, 2022 Author Share Posted October 12, 2022 No…Y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnie B Trask Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 Just before the scene was shot, there was a cat (one of several) strolling around the set. Coppola took a cat and placed on Brandos lap without saying a word and immediately started shooting. Brando did the scene with the cat unrehearsed just going with the flow! TRUE STORY!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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