Lew Bundles Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 As I looked through my collection of old VCR tapes, I found one that featured Eric on the Jeopardy tournament of champions…(please click on all the links to get a better understanding of this bizarre episode)… Eric was featured as a contestant against two former champions, Ken Jennings and James Holzauer This, ironically, was only host Alex Trebeck’s 2nd episode… Let’s pick up the action deep in the 2nd round known as “Double Jeopardy.. ALEX-“Let’s recap our scoring… Ken Jennings has a total of $1,004,960 while James Holzhauer is our leader with $2,463,216 and our third contestant Eric Carmen has a total of negative $4499 ALEX-“Now with only one category left, Eric you will need to be in the “plus” column to participate in Final Jeopardy…” ALEX-“ Our last category is “BODY PARTS IN SONG”… ALEX- “ Eric, You are first up in our last category… ERIC ERIC-“I’ll take BODY PARTS IN SONG” for $200…” ALEX ” Hearing it from this body part is something you might want .. “ ERIC- WHAT IS LIPS…? ALEX-“ “Correct..,That brings your total to negative $4299…Your choice again, Eric…” ERIC-“ “I’ll take BODY PARTS IN SONG for $400, Alex” ALEX-“ “These optical body parts have satisfied Hunger”… ERIC-“What is eyes”?… ALEX-“Correct…That brings your total to minus $3899 Your turn again Eric… ERIC-“ “BODY PARTS for $800… ALEX-“ “Patient Louis Washansky was the first Person to have this CHANGE OF…?” ERIC-“What is Heart”? ALEX-“ “Correct for $800…Bringing your total to negative $3099…Choose again”… ERIC-“ “Body Parts for $1200, Alex…” ALEX-“We now have heart transplants, but Sigmund Freud wishes if we could only change your…” ERIC-“What is MIND? ALEX-“Correct…brings your total to negative $1999…” KEN-““These are bullshit questions, Alex”…If I was in charge of this show, this would never happen”… ALEX-“ “Over my dead body, Jennings… And now for our final question, Songs About Body Parts for $2000… “Kay Bryson criticized Donald Trump’s lack of respect for women because he said he grabs them by the p***y, but she had no problem with her husband putting these body parts “down below” on her and her friend… ERIC- “What is HANDS ?… ALEX”- “Correct and with that $2000 answer, you end up with plus $1 and are eligible to participate in final Jeopardy… And her is our final Jeopardy category…WHO WROTE IT”… And here is your final Jeopardy question…Who wrote the song ALL BY MYSELF…? Good Luck… ALEX” “Okay Ken, your answer,,, KEN-“ “Who is Celine Dion?… ALEX Sorry, that is incorrect…How much did you bet?…$1,004,959…That will leave you with $1…” And what is your reply, James “ What is Celine Dion?… ALEX-“Sorry, incorrect…Your wager? $2,563,214…That leaves you in the lead with $2… Eric, what is your answer? ERIC- “ME”… “I’m sorry, Eric.. That is an incorrect response..,” ERIC-“ “It sure was me” ALEX- “Of course, it was you, but you didn’t answer in the form of a question…Your wager…$1…That leaves you with zero… Congratulations to our winner, James Holzhauer with $2… ALEX” “Goodnight everybody “ 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Thanks for the laugh, Lew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raspbernie Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Lew, you should have been a comedic writer. Poor Eric with -$4499. Thank goodness he knew his anatomy, Ha!. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda B Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Thanks Lew.! Good laugh for today, very creative. Some of my favourite pictures of Eric! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggsherby Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 Damn I miss this stuff..... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susie b Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Tiggsherby said: Damn I miss this stuff..... We missed you!!!! Nice to see you here instead of FB. 🙂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Tiggsherby said: Damn I miss this stuff..... A real ghost from the past! Hi Harry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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