Lew Bundles Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Through a lot of investigation, I found out that EC is recording an album of duets with other singers...Here is the track listing so far... 1.) Let’s Pretender- with the Platters and Chrissie Hynde... 2.) Boats Against The Voltage-with AC/DC... 3.) It Hurts To Munch- with Jeffry Dahmer... 4.) I Saw The Light-with Todd Rundgren... (a fistfight broke out between EC and Todd as Rundgren insisted on recording his version which he claims was the original...Cooler heads prevailed and they ended up recording a conciliatory song, No Hard Feelings... But even though there is no official version of I Saw The Light, the rumors of their recording sparked a couple of recording giants to send in their tunes in hopes of making the final cut... Ray Charles offered I Didn’t See The Light while Sonny Bono Submitted “I Didn’t See The Tree”... 5.) Guy Girl was performed by Eric and Ru Paul and Kaitlin Jenner And the chemistry was so spectacular that they performed another song together... The Way We Used To Be... 7.) Marathon Man-great vocal by the queen of Marathons, Rosie Ruiz 8.) Cruisin’ Music-A highlight of the lp recorded by Eric, Richard Simmons, Liberace and Ellen Degenerate... ... 9.) Change of Heart was performed by Dr. Christian Barnard... And closing out the album was the title track... 10.) Desperate Fools with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar... Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx During the recording of this album a “Cease and Desist” order came in from a judge that was requested by the family of famous author Charles Dickens’ over the recording of Great Expectations... The order insisted that the author’s family should share in any royalties since “Great Expectations” was copyrighted many years ago since it was the title of a Dickens novel... Eric and his lawyer, brother Fred Carmen , ( who was working pro-bono for some reason), found a loop hole and brought in famous illusionist and magician David Copperfield to sing on the recording with EC...Since David Copperfield(the title of another Dickens masterpiece) was actually involved in the performance, the judge ruled in EC’s favor, and by virtue of Copperfield’s prescence, the “cease and desist” order magically disappeared... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx On the Joe Biden front, cinco de Mayo brought on a whole flurry of Presidential edicts by the man himself... Biden declared, in honor of the Mexican holiday, “ every citizen of this country would receive a free container of “Spic and Span” and a free psychologist visit for everyone who suffers from the dreaded debilitating anxiety and His-panic attacks”... Also, Biden reassured the people of our country that inflation and our economy are not that bad and that the President himself, just got pre-approved, for a loan for a full tank of gas... In another development, Dr. Fauci claims that science is making great strides in COVID vaccination as his department discovered that insects are immune from the pandemic disease because they have “ant-ibodies...” And how was your month...? 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Bravo, Lew. But you missed the acapella quartet of Hands On You with Eric, Bill Clinton, Bill Murray, and Joe Biden. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 OK Lew, this one is a classic!!! I don't know how you come up with this stuff but keep it coming because I need some laughs. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Bundles Posted May 17 Author Share Posted May 17 As an addendum, I failed to mention that Eric has called John Waite and they will be recording “Missing You” and dedicating it to our buddy, Muzza... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Nice car!😜 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Bundles Posted June 22 Author Share Posted June 22 I’m glad you enjoyed this Dar.,,I’m sure you can use the giggle… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raspbernie Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 On 5/7/2022 at 4:36 PM, Lew Bundles said: 9.) Change of Heart was performed by Dr. Christian Barnard... 😄 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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