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Through a lot of investigation, I found out that EC is recording an album of duets with other singers...Here is the track listing so far...

1.) Let’s Pretender- with the Platters D3DABF06-C1DF-4A0A-B74E-686A606791F3.jpeg.8ac0b6a1e2384b8ea79a7bcbf7a10739.jpegand Chrissie Hynde...D77FD63A-0804-4F89-B1D9-9E64D344FF86.jpeg.ea3a036ec2ecd2578f38ce2272c9eb9e.jpeg

2.) Boats Against The Voltage-with AC/DC...2AD257B6-0052-4DA9-857D-1E9837BF3D91.jpeg.cd52b49423f9becca2032008b6dfcabb.jpeg

3.) It Hurts To Munch- with Jeffry Dahmer...6129666E-FB3B-4A34-A5EF-A7A432C8D903.jpeg.e6e142471e362396288a7616269c702e.jpeg

4.) I Saw The Light-with Todd Rundgren...D8B39539-B427-4D11-B956-C8D0D356F325.jpeg.01a9d4f115b35969743f5a74f6eba56b.jpeg (a fistfight broke out between EC and Todd as Rundgren insisted on recording his version which he claims was the original...Cooler heads prevailed and they ended up recording a conciliatory song, No Hard Feelings...

But even though there is no official version of I  Saw The Light, the rumors of their recording sparked a couple of recording giants to send in their tunes in hopes of making the final cut...

Ray Charles 863C1EAC-5648-4FF1-BADD-8285A180C3E0.jpeg.983047dc1c83f79a6d091b42166b85b1.jpegoffered

I Didn’t See The Light while Sonny Bono  0DCD191E-96C4-452B-9832-0021C6972768.jpeg.f2308fda96db18fa2af917fd7102f9a7.jpeg Submitted “I Didn’t See The Tree”...

5.) Guy Girl was performed by Eric and Ru Paul and  Kaitlin Jenner 4D254124-3DE0-4EFA-A08C-E0D3067B3344.jpeg.05c1a2e3ef8037d990121d0d8fd8c8cd.jpeg3485708A-0D57-468A-896F-9C9DD95A24F9.jpeg.f85d85245efa46583566773c865b1491.jpeg And the chemistry was so spectacular that they performed another song together... The Way We Used To Be...

7.) Marathon Man-great vocal by the queen of Marathons, Rosie Ruiz 8ACE2FF3-8E78-4D21-AFDE-FF95EAEE1E29.jpeg.3c871e68dcb2421c902ec91e559c1c74.jpeg

8.) Cruisin’ Music-A highlight of the lp recorded by Eric, Richard Simmons, Liberace and Ellen Degenerate...

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9.) Change of Heart was performed by Dr. Christian Barnard...2EFBA5F2-B17C-4316-87BC-3701EB69C142.jpeg.731acd8c0b896e7d4818b6468d2e3e9b.jpeg

And closing out the album was the title track...

10.) Desperate Fools with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar...

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During the recording of this album a “Cease and Desist” order came  in from a judge that was requested by the family of famous author Charles Dickens’ over the recording of Great Expectations...


The order insisted that the author’s family should share in any royalties since “Great Expectations” was copyrighted many years ago since it was the title of a Dickens novel...

Eric and his lawyer, brother Fred Carmen , ( who was working pro-bono for some reason), found a loop hole and brought in famous illusionist and magician David Copperfield to sing on the recording with EC...0D6F179F-B197-48F1-8B80-0AF698EABDF5.jpeg.7547f470b914d0b893b7ed97404d49d7.jpegSince David Copperfield(the title of another Dickens masterpiece) was actually involved in the performance, the judge ruled in EC’s favor, and by virtue of Copperfield’s prescence, the “cease and desist” order magically disappeared...
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On the Joe Biden front, cinco de Mayo brought on a whole flurry of Presidential edicts by the man himself...

Biden declared, in honor of the Mexican holiday, “ every citizen of this country would receive a free container of “Spic and Span” and a free psychologist visit for everyone who suffers from the dreaded debilitating anxiety and His-panic attacks”...

Also, Biden reassured the people of our country that inflation and our economy are not that bad and that the President  himself, just got pre-approved, for a loan for a full tank of gas...

In another development, Dr. Fauci claims that science is making great strides in COVID vaccination as his department discovered that insects are immune from the pandemic disease because they have “ant-ibodies...”

And how was your month...?

 

 

 

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