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A birthday poem, from me, for me, James:

Has there ever been a 63 year old so young?

Some say I only speak dung.

But they don't have a harem,

Greek goddish dudes like me scares'm,

Their hands will thus stay wrung.

James, 2022

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“Birthdays are listed

At the bottom of the page

There’s nothing there

Showing your advancement in age...

When it really is your birthday,

We’ll give you your dues, 

But for now we’ll consider this, 

Just fake news...”


Lew Bundles-2022

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Happy birthday to my right hand man, the King...

I wonder why your birthday wasn’t listed at the bottom of the page...

I hope Lewisa did that little “special something” for you that she used to do for me...you know, with the Cornish hen and the Brillo pads...

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