Lew Bundles Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 WHEN WE LAST SAW OUR HERO’S, THEY WERE INADVERTENTLY SENT TO A DESTINATION, BY AUNT CLARA OF BEWITCHED FAME, THAT MAY BE TOO MUCH TO HANDLE...OR IS IT EXACTLY WHAT THEY NEEDED... ERIC-“Wow, where the hell are we”? AMY-“Let’s take a look...” WALLY-“Holy cow...Let’s go out there and see if we can figure how to get out of here...” AS THE FOURSOME HEAD OUTSIDE, THEY RUN INTO A BEAUTIFUL LADY... KAY-“Hey? Who are you”... BEAUTIFUL LADY-“I’m Glinda and welcome to the Land of Oz”... ERIC-“Please help us...We are trying to get back home to Cleveland but through a series of circumstances, we ended up here... GLINDA-“All you have to do is follow the yellow brick road and the great Wizard of Oz will grant you one wish...So now you know...Just follow the yellow brick road...TaTa...” ALL FOUR-“Let’s follow the yellow brick road...” AS THE FOUR SET OUT ON THEIR JOURNEY TO OZ, THEY ENCOUNTER A GENTLEMAN... WALLY-“Hey sir, can you help us? My name is Wally and this is my wife Kay...and this is Eric and his wife Amy...and who are you ?... MAN...I’m Dr. Oz and you are in the Land of Oz... AFTER OUR FOURSOME EXPLAIN THEIR DILEMMA, DR. Oz tells them to simply follow the yellow brick road... ... AFTER OUR HERO’S HEAD OFF TO FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD, THEY ENCOUNTER ANOTHER GENTLEMAN... GENTLEMAN...”Ah, hi kids...Welcome to the land of Oz..... ERIC-Hey it’s Ozzie Nelson...Ricky’s dad...” OZZIE-“Oh, you guys know my son...Just follow the yellow brick road and you will meet him... WALLY-“Thanks Oz...Nice to meet you...” THE FOURSOME CONTINUE ONWARD AND MEET THEIR NEXT PERSON... ERIC-“Hey, look who we have here”... NEXT GENTLEMAN-“Hi guys... “I’m Ozzie Smith...Former baseball player known as Wizard of Oz...” AMY-“ AMY-“So you are the famous Wizard of Oz that will help us?” OZZIE SMITH-“”No-Follow the yellow brick road and he will help you...“ AS OUR HERO’S FOLLOW THE GOLDEN BRICKS, IT SUDDENLY COMES TO THEIR ATTENTION THAT THIS MIGHT BE SOME KIND OF JOKE... ERIC-“So far, everybody’s name is Oz and they keep telling us to follow the yellow brick road...I hope we don’t find Elton John...” WALLY-“It’s too late to turn back now...” ERIC-“Oh great...That could be the joke...Maybe we’ll find Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose...Tee Hee”... AS THE FOURSOME REACH THEIR DESTINATION, THEY KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND ARE AMAZED AT THEIR GREETER... DOORMAN-“Welcome kids, come on in...Welcome to the Land of Oz”... AFTER THEY EXPLAIN THEIR DILEMMA, THEY ARE ASSURED BY OZZY OSBOURNE THAT GLINDA, THE GOOD WITCH WAS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT... OZZY-“But first, We have a big concert here tonite and you kids can be my guest...After the show, I will grant Whatever your wish is...” WALLY AND ERIC-“We are musicians too... We will really enjoy this...” OZZY-“Come with me backstage and you can see our performers for tonight...” WHEN THEY WALK BACKSTAGE, THEY ARE IN AWE OF WHO THEY SEE... ... ... WALLY-“This is incredible, Lennon, Harrison, David Bowie, Ricky Nelson and two members of my favorite all time band, Brian Jones and Charlie Watts of The Rolling Stones...We wish we could play with the Stones...” OZZY-Well, I told you that you had one wish and you’re wish is my command...You can play with the Stones...” ERIC”-No, that’s not the wish we wanted...We wish to go back home..” BUT IT WAS TOO LATE...THEIR DREAM WAS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE... OZZY-“Goodbye and hope you have fun playing with the Stones...Yabba Dabba Doo” STAY TUNED FOR OUR NEXT EPISODE WHERE ERIC AND WALLY GET TO JAM WITH THE STONES, FRED AND BARNEY... 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 I hear they were going to play "You Can't Always Get What You Want" LOL 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnie B Trask Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 I will tell you what they won't play.. Brown Sugar. It doesn't taste that good in the Land of Oz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 Love these adventures. PS I'm thinking Amy must have the flu...or something...cuz normally she launches some pretty great fat joke zingers at Wally, no? : ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 PPS .... when I think of a witch, I still immediately picture The Wicked Witch of the West in my mind's eye. That's how great the actress played that role. She's never been touched on that front. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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susie b Posted November 24, 2021 Report Share Posted November 24, 2021 7 hours ago, James said: PPS .... when I think of a witch, I still immediately picture The Wicked Witch of the West in my mind's eye. That's how great the actress played that role. She's never been touched on that front. Margaret Hamilton was fantastic as the Wicked Witch. She was hospitalized from pyrotechnic burns during the filming as was her stunt double. Later in life she came into our living rooms as Cora. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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susie b Posted November 24, 2021 Report Share Posted November 24, 2021 Oh, and Margaret Hamilton was born in Cleveland, so I'm sure she can help get the gang home! Flying monkeys anyone??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted November 24, 2021 Report Share Posted November 24, 2021 That Mr. Rogers clip was precious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Bundles Posted November 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2021 Mr. Rogers was a cool son of a gun... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew C. Clark Posted November 24, 2021 Report Share Posted November 24, 2021 Both the late Margaret Hamilton (wicked witch of "The Wizard Of Oz") & the late Billie Hayes (Witchiepoo on the Sid & Marty Krofft NBC Saturday morning series "H.R. Pufnstuf") both appeared in the late Paul Lynde Halloween Special (which had KISS) in October 1976 on ABC!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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