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Carmen’s and Bryson’s…”Lost By A Nose”(Part One)…


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WHEN WE LAST SAW OUR ROCKER FRIENDS, THEY WERE TURNED AWAY FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE AND SENT BACK ON THEIR JOURNEY IN AN ATTEMPT TO FIND THEIR WAY BACK HOME… 

AFTER SEVERAL DAYS ADRIFT, THEY APPROACHED A NAVIGABLE WATERWAY…

LET US BEGIN…

 

WALLY-“Where the hell are we”

ERIC-“I think I see a sign”

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ERIC-“Amy…From your days as a weather girl, do you remember where on a map the Long Island Sound is…?
 

AMY-“Let me see if I can visualize it”…”Yes…I can see the map now in my head”

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AMY-“It’s way over there…It’s a body of water between New York and Connecticut…

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Unlike a body of flab like Wally…”

WALLY-“That’s enough, Amy…We agreed to stop with the insults”

AMY-“I’m sorry, Walrus, I mean Wally”

KAY-“You’re lucky he can’t hear too good…He’s got cataracts..“

AMY-“Cataracts ?…Did you go to public school, Kay?

WALLY-“I hate to tell you guys, but the Party’s Over”…We are drifting on-shore…”

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AFTER THE BOAT LANDS ON A BEACH, THE 4 SET  OUT TO GET SOME HELP…

ERIC-“Hey guys, I see a sign…It might tell us where we are”…

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KAY-“Welcome to Westport…The little picture at the top of the sign says Connecticut…Well, at least we are in America”…

AMY-“Public school education paying off…

ERIC-“Hey, there’s a house over there…Let’s see if they can help us”…

 

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ERIC-“Hmm, 1164 Morning Glory Circle…That sounds very familiar…”

WALLY-“Let’s take a peek inside…”

 

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KAY-“It’s the Steven’s family”

ERIC-“Girls stay outside for a minute…Wally and I will go in and try to figure out if we can get some help”…

 

GLADYS KRAVITZ-“Hey Abner…There’s four girls at the Steven’s house…235CBC96-E9A3-4AAB-9373-82CB3ADA4418.jpeg.0dc307069b9bde1d77c51d0bfcf3f972.jpegCome here…takes a look…

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AAE371BA-D1EF-4082-9C46-AD7216094AC8.jpeg.c90a81c885c79539f7c5af304e160669.jpegABNER-“That’s not four girls…It’ s two girls and two rock and roll type guys…Look how dirty they look…Probably looking for a hand-out…You need to get your cataracts cleared up…”

GLADYS-“What’s cataracts?…Stop using those big words… I went to public school, you know”…

MEANWHILE, ERIC AND WALLY KNOCK ON THE FRONT DOOR…

DARRIN-“Who the hell can that be”?

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DARRIN-“Can I help you”?

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WALLY AND ERIC TELL THEM THE WHOLE STORY AND DARRIN SAYS HE’S BUSY IN A BUSINESS MEETING AND REALLY CAN’T HELP…

SUDDENLY, DARRIN’S BOSS,  LARRY TATE, AND ANOTHER MAN EMERGE TO SEE WHAT’S GOING ON…

LARRY-“Darrin, hurry up we have to finish our business meeting…”Get these bum’s out of here……………”.. 5B0E9C69-DF09-4027-929A-6F234E537A64.webp.fd3956c3d389750d07f671c8c351865d.webp

DARRIN-“Sorry, can’t help you guys”…

SUDDENLY, THE MAN ACCOMPANYING LARRY TATE TO THE DOOR YELLS OUT..


ADDITIONAL MAN-“Eric, Wally?…Is that you?”

ERIC AND WALLY TOGETHER”-“Dave Shea…LobsterLuver…What are you doing here?”

 

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LOBSTER-“I moved to Westport Conn. a few years back when I got a job with Larry Tate’s advertising company”…

LARRY TATE-“Wait a minute…You guys all know each other?”


DAVE SHEA AKA LOBSTERLVR…”Yea…We all met through Bernie Hogya’s website, Ericcarmen.com”…This is Eric Carmen and Wally Bryson  of Raspberries…

LARRY TATE-“2A899925-B1C0-4F1B-AEDA-2169CE8FDCD4.jpeg.772efe49d63e4225bb9376f01a3965af.jpeg “Hold on a minute…I don’t know Raspberries from Cranberries, but did you say Bernie Hogya?”

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ERIC-“Yea, he runs my website…How do you know Bernie?

LARRY -“Are you kidding me?…He is legendary in our business…We are an advertising company and he created GOT MILK…Can you call him up and get him to do a photo shoot with me with a GOT MILK mustache…?…It will mean a big promotion for your friend Lobsterman…”

ERIC-“I’ll call him right now”…

 

 

 

ERIC-“Damn answering machine…”HELLO, YOU HAVE REACHED THE OFFICE OF BERNIE HOGYA…I AM CURRENTLY AWAY FROM MY DESK OR OUT TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A  WAY TO DISCONTINUE EC.COM…PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE”…

ERIC-“Bernie, It’s Eric…Call me back as  soon as you can…Wally and I need a favor”

WILL BERNIE RETURN ERIC’S CALL?…WILL BERNIE OBLITERATE THE BOARD AGAIN?

STAY TUNED FOR PART 2 ENTITLED “A TWITCH IN TIME”?

 

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OMG, .....that was fun. OMG...I hate cliff hangers!!...cuz the waiting is so painful. 

Who shot JR?  Will Catwoman ever join Batman's harem??  Will James ever get his new tv show idea - "Harems of the stars" - off the ground???

....and now this new Carmen/Bryson melodrama.

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22 minutes ago, LobsterLvr said:

Thanks for the Westport shout-out...and for writing me into the story. BTW, if Eric and Wally had tried the next house the storyline would have been much different....1682868821_ScreenShot2021-11-07at10_40_42AM.thumb.png.1451137272fa192db8fffff9ede0e9b5.png

And the boys could play a guest appearance of Come Around and See Me at the Tropicana Club/Club Babalu with Ricky & his orchestra while Lucy & Ethel stir a pot of mischief dragging Amy & Kay into the mix.

Bet these folks had zero idea that they would become the stars of fan fiction!!!! 😊

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

 

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