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6 hours ago, Lew Bundles said:

Knock Knock...

Who’s There?

James...

James who?...

I don’t know ...I’ve forgotten James...It’s been so long since he’s been around I am starting to get bad vibes about him...Has anybody heard from him?

Could be harem duties...he's  bound to come up for air sooner or later.

 

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Hey, hey.....HEEEYY!!!!   ...what´s Gina doing hijacking my attention!....just cuz she´s prettier, smarter and much more likeable than me,? ....anyway.

Hi Lew, I´m fine, gotta poem to prove it:

Roses are red,
James is doing fine.
I know you lack chicks,
But The James Harem is mine.

James, 2019

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Wow...It’s like the Beatles taking 2 years to record a new album and BANG...Sgt. Pepper is released...Blows everything away...

James takes a month off from EC.com and...BANG...A MASTERPIECE...well worth the wait..l can’t wait til my professor friend at Yale gets a hold of this one...

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Tell your professor chick friend that The James Harem has one slot open for an old chick (over 19), but she´ll have to apply, and the vetting process is difficult. Tell her if she wants a head start, she´ll practice her curtsy, her toenail clipping while not getting in the way of the tv, and her beer fetching speed.

Ok, that´s about it, please carry-on  : )

 

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On 11/6/2019 at 0:46 PM, James said:

Roses are red,
James is doing fine.
I know you lack chicks,
But The James Harem is mine.

James, 2019

James, it is “do or die” time...This is your last chance...Yale will be going on Christmas break soon...(I am being openly defiant-I wrote “Christmas” instead of “holiday”...Yale would have me thrown out of New Haven if they were aware of this “sensibility disrespect”...)

Anyway...I will be visiting my Professor friend, Dr. Clara Net before she heads away for the break..She will be doing me a favor by heading to Iceland to conduct a series of tests to find out if winters in Iceland are colder than my first marriage...
 

Therefore: James...Here is your final chance...If my computer screen is correct, the beginning of your fourth line has a capital” B” in the word “but”...That is grammatically incorrect...It should be a lower case”b”...Since the previous line ended in a comma and not a period, the next word(but) in this case is NOT the beginning of a new sentence, but a continuation of the previous one...
 

I could edit it myself, but I could never tamper with a work of art...For instance, would Earl Scheib ever have the “pelotas” to touch up the Mona Lisa...?...No...

Is there an artistic reason for this incongruency?

Please let me know your final musing...

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I'm like Schiff......he determines the law, I determine what is correct grammar. Nuff said.

PS quite rebel of you, Lew, to use the word "Christmas". Now if you can walk across the Yale campus, wearing a MAGA hat, and make it back to your computer alive to report your walk to us, you may have the biggest set of pelotas in North America.

: )

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God strikes in mysterious ways...Due to inclement whether in the Northeast, my visit to Yale and Dr. Clara Net will be postponed a day or two(although, with all the hot air coming out of the Yale students and brass, I don’t expect the snow to pile up on the ground...Yale is very adept at snow, for they have snowflakes all year round)...

Therefore, James, God is granting you a do-over...He is sending you a message...This is your chance to dismiss your pomposity, understand that “grammatical correctness” may not begin and end with you,...

 

FINAL WARNING...CHANGE THE CAPITAL “B”

 

On 12/8/2019 at 8:35 PM, James said:

I'm like Schiff......he determines the law, I determine what is correct grammar. Nuff said...

 

On 12/8/2019 at 8:35 PM, James said:
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