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Happy Birthday, James!!!! 2019


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James abuses handicapped people...

I find that pathetic..

.He stole Lewisa from me...

even though she has a prosthetic.

 

He uses and abuses her...

for his merriment and thrills...

If one legged chicks are his interest...

then why not Heather Mills...

 

She’s  great in a three legged race...

Or as a camera tripod...

But, she’s hardly the kind...

To give the “King” a rod...

 

So send her on back...

Hope she’s on the pill...

If there is a little James in the oven...

Then, she’s out of my will...

 

So send her back home...

or you sleep with the fishes...

then, and only, then...

Will I forward birthday wishes...

 

Copyright, Lewis J. Bundles, esq...2019

 

 

 

 

 

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The 60th birthday has a special meaning for Japanese.
We celebrate the 60th birthday as "kanreki-iwai".
60th Birthday Boy(or girl) wear red jacket called 'chanchanko'.

6oth boys wear red jacket
James wear red jacket
Cos he is 60
He said I'm 16
It's not true
I'll send him a red chanchanko
To cerebrate his birtday

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