susie b Posted February 2, 2022 Author Share Posted February 2, 2022 And Lew... Is your legal representation ready to sign or what???? 🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022  Well, since Lew's legal rep is also his brother, it should be a breeze. With your bro as your lawyer, what could go wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Bundles Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 32 minutes ago, LC said:   Well, since Lew's legal rep is also his brother, it should be a breeze. With your bro as your lawyer, what could go wrong?  Ask Eric and Fred... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 I’m glad somebody recognized the softball I lobbed down the middle of the plate… and whacked it out of the park! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Bundles Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 Bernie has contacted me and asked me to re-run my distressed merchandise post in attempt to help raise funds to keep EC.com afloat...This sale yielded much capital and was so successful that Bernie thought that the newbies may want a chance at some of the items... Let me explain... As you all know, Bernie has been trying to find ways to help fund the expense for the website...As usual, he called me for some ideas... I decided to develop a line of Raspberries merchandise that would be available for all of us members to purchase but things went a little haywire... I contacted a company called "TEA SHIRTS and STUFF" and gave them a list of items to produce...EVERYTHING CAME BACK ALL SCREWED UP...After weeks of haggling, they would not correct the merchandise, so Bernie and I have decided to put them up for sale, asis... HERE ARE THE ITEMS FOR SALE...NO RETURNS, PLEASE... ITEM #1: A beautiful poster of Eric in a white bathrobe sitting at a locked keyboard with the caption-"AMERICAN IDLE".. ITEM #2: A copy of the newly released autobiography, "I REALLY WROTE "GO ALL THE WAY", by Wally Crysome... ITEM #3: A beautiful T-shirt of the Raspberries bass player... "Dave Smelley"... ITEM #4: A nice little piece for the drummer fans...It is a metronome with a little figure of Jim Bonfanti keeping time by beating his head against a wall... ITEM #5- "SCRATCH "N" SNIFF Raspberries underwear...made by Fruit of the Loom...The only problem is that they are banana scented....(These are currently sold out as Richard Simmons has purchased them all...He is currently selling them on his website to help pay for his legal defenses as he has been arraigned and charged with the murder of his significant other by virtue of a premeditated groin pull that resulted in death...Stay tuned: if "Dick" is found guilty and sent to prison, he has signed an exclusive deal with EC.com and will do a documentary on why they call prison "the pokey")... If you are interested in any of these "distressed" items, you can pay by PAYPAL...Bernie has opened a special account in an East Coast bank called "First Viagara" and they are accepting deposits at this time...(If you change your mind or do not receive your merchandise in 6-8 weeks, you can have your deposit back...There is no penalty for early withdrawal... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Bundles Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 OR... I've been tossing the idea around about an all James calender and here are my suggestions...(I have had to alter some of the month names to make them more marketable in non speaking English countries like Panama and New York...)  January...The start of the Panama winter season with a picture of our "hero" James in a wet suit which will protect him from all the EC.com ladies drool...  FIBruary...James dresses up in a suit and big bushy mustache...Mark Twain style...to celebrate this legendary yarn spinner...  MUNCH...This month features a food based theme with our heroine(Lewisa) eating a chunk of her favorite Mexican dish-Jimmychunga...  HAYPRIL...James lying in a barn with some of his beautiful ex-girlfriends by his side, Baa, Bah, and Blacksheep...  GAY...James dressed in his favorite bra and panties set working out and sweating to Richard Simmons' oldies...  JEWN...In this spiritual shot,James is dressed in a yamikah and extolling the virtues of unleavened bread...  JEWLY...James continues the theme and is shown shoving away a plate of seafood and pork...  DISGUST...James is pictured wearing a doctors outfit as he is ready to cure us as we are getting disgusted seeing his picture this often...  SHEEPTEMBER...Finally, some eye candy for the guys as Lewisa is featured in a Little Bo Peep outfit with James in the background,following her around, on all fours, with a wool coat on while drinking Woolite...  HUNKTOBER...James goes all out in this pose with just a thinking cap on and nothing else...  NOGENDER...A full frontal shot of James with no genitalia...  DISMEMBER...What we do to the calender after looking at eleven straight shots of the James...    2 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susie b Posted February 8, 2022 Author Share Posted February 8, 2022 Maybe I need to rethink this calendar and have Bernie put the Milkman photographer to work. EC for EVERY month in a seasonal shot with a milk moustache. oOoOO la la... 💋  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susie b Posted February 8, 2022 Author Share Posted February 8, 2022 Think EC and Annie would go for it? 🥛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen G Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 I think we should proceed with publishing this calendar - easy enough to do here if the Men of EricCarmen.com want to email me photos! https://www.calendarlabs.com/photo-calendar/ 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 Uh-oh... we seem to have missed another window for the calendar.... a day away from New Year's Eve. Well, it's probably a blessing! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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