This year's nominees and categories for "THE BERNIES" have been announced...

[Lew Bundles]

. Please cast your ballot as we want to show the National Message Board Academy that we take our responsibility seriously:...

[Mary Ellen]

Hand puppets are little EC dolls...but y'all knew that.

[birdy]

Lew, you want your ass kicked now or later?! You made a nice gesture to Muzza and Kiwi in their time of need. Maybe it is too early to be making jokes about them?

[Lew Bundles]

I got 5 minutes to kill...I guess you are not voting...James may be right...

[birdy]

James says he won't be back till October. So it's just me and you...Lewicifer.

[AnneNR]

Hey, Jabba-the-Grass-Hut !!!

 

I formally request the removal of my "nom de EC.com" from the "Poster Most Likely To Sleep With An Animal In Their Bedroom", as your information is incorrect ---- ya sleazy brat...

 

The ONLY ANIMAL allowed in my bedroom is my beloved Hubby Matt, and he is allowed MANY MORE FREEDOMS than just sleeping !!!     And he is ALWAYS off the leash.  :lol:

 

AnneNR

 

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[birdy]

I hope Kiwi and Muzza don't see that. SHAME ON YOU!

[AnneNR]

PPSSSSTTTTTT!!!!  Hey Birdy! 

 

Don't forget a lawnmower, or at the very least a weed wacker - - - Lew has a LOT of grass on his ass to cut away before you can successfully kick it with good results and showing several good boot print tatoos.

[Lew Bundles]

Kiwi and Muzza can be their own judges...They are a very witty and self-deprecating duo and I, am assured that since they can find forgiveness in this egregious act, they can also see the lighter side of it...Birdy, dont read...Very simple...You, my thin-skinned one, seemed to be the very essence of James' evacuation of this site...

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[Mary Ellen]

Try to play nice boys and girls...

 

Everyone knows the famous rules from the cult classic movie "Fight Club," but what most people don't know is that there were actually...other rules to fight club...

 

 Here at ec.com, some of the rules have been revised for our own members as follows:  

[paperdoll82]

Is that THE Weekend at Bernie's? ::perk::

Cheryl

[paperdoll82]

Oh, Lew, you make me happy.

Cheryl

[sawalker45]

Ugh....this is ridiculous,

[AnneNR]

Is that THE Weekend at Bernie's? ::perk::

Cheryl

 

If this is in reference to the movie ---- one more example of something that's been dead and someone keeps playing it up like it's alive somehow for their own benefit.   :::::::sigh::::::::     I say let dead "Terry Kiser" lie down at last.

[Teresa1960]

Phewww...glad I didn't make the list!

[AnneNR]

Kiwi and Muzza can be their own judges...They are a very witty and self-deprecating duo and I, am assured that since they can find forgiveness in this egregious act, they can also see the lighter side of it...Birdy, dont read...Very simple...You, my thin-skinned one, seemed to be the very essence of James' evacuation of this site...

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If Birdy is thin-skinned, then I wonder what that makes James --- who starts a thread, then abandons it when he gets serious responses and inquiries about it ??!! 

[birdy]

It is WRONG to make fun of a crime victim. Kiwi has said that Muzza has anxiety and to pray for his emotional state. She, herself, has ongoing health issues. What the hell is wrong with you? Go get some help.

 

 

Cheryl,

 

I would like to give you the honor of being known as Lew's fan, stalker, gadfly, Cornish hen, and many other pet names. I am not worthy. Will you accept?

 

Please, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!

[paperdoll82]

I don't think I'm worthy. I think Lew and I possess the same maniacal sense of humor, thus I don't appreciate him in the way you do.

Cheryl

[paperdoll82]

But ... and not to start anything ... you can ignore him. Bernie even gives the option of blocking people you don't want to see/read. If he REALLY gets under your skin that badly, maybe you want to pursue that? 

 

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

Cheryl

[paperdoll82]

If I have to explain WHICH "Weekend at Bernie's" — on EC.com — then somebody's been too busy cutting grass to read the forum.

 

Love me some Andrew McCarthy, but the movie need not apply.

 

Cheryl

[birdy]

Cheryl,

 

I love your song quote and thank you for the suggestion. I don't mind Lew making fun of me. It bugs me when he does it to people who are already down.

 

So with that, I will take my Bad Temper Award and leave.

 

birdy

 

PS - Good luck with the book.

[Mary Ellen]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I will refer you back to the ec.com official "fight club" rules. 

 

If you are a member, there is only one "Weekend at Bernie's." 

 

p.s.  Smile!! - because we are all on candid camera here!

 

Love y'all

[AnneNR]

PPSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!!

 

Hey, Cheryl --- Lew expected some of us to react, or he wouldn't have included any derogatory entries for some of us in his lineup.  If he doesn't really want negative responses, then he needs to do a better job in the humor department.  It is like saying, go ahead, stop reading stuff I put up so I can talk smack about you behind your back.  (Personallly, I have liked some of Lew's stuff, but sometimes there's too much "maniacal" --- as you put it -- in the mix for me to appreciate the whole thing).

 

Sometimes he acts like a nut, sometimes he don't.    

 

AnneNR

 

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[Lew Bundles]

Something reminds me of that famous musical..."Bye Bye Birdy"...

[Lew Bundles]

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