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SEPTEMBER NEWSLETTER-LATE EDITION


Lew Bundles

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SEPTEMBER NEWSLETTER

Sorry for the late delivery on this, but we had to wait until I got the okay from Eric to release this, but here's the news that we've been waiting for...ERIC IS RECORDING A NEW CD...

It is an album similar to the stuff Weird Al Yankovic does, but autobiographical in nature, and I've got a preview of 3 of the tunes...

The first song will be a parody of the old Mary MacGregor song, "Torn Between Two Drummers",,

"Torn between two drummers,

Feeling like a fool,

Jim Bonfant's my old friend,

But Mike McBride is cool"...

The next two songs are both tributes to Leo sayer and EC would only tell me the titles:

The 1st of the Sayer songs is a somber ode to a physical altercation that Eric had with Wally called "When I Kneed You".

The 2nd Sayer number was written for a visit to his doctor for a colonoscopy called, "You Make Me Feel Like Depantsing"...

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ODDS AND ENDS DEPT.

Now that the revamped "Dallas" tv series has been deemed a success, the re-booting of the old series starring Clive Davis is being considered..."Touched By An A**Hole.

After a recent show in Cleveland the other nite, Jim Bonfanti was photgraphed backstage with the Def Leppard drummer...One and a half of the most rockinist guys ever...

Speaking of Jim, his wife Barb is fronting a new all female rock band and she will going by her maiden name "Wired"..

WOW... I saw a picture of Ira recently and he looks great...

I called to ask him how he lost so much weight and he was willing to share the secret...It seems that it is an old Jewish diet and it goes like this...

For the first course: A nice fish salad with a bed of lettuce and ample toppings of "gefilte" and "yom kippers"...

The main course consists of 4 oz. of Gaza Strip sirloin...

Wash this all down with a bottle of Jewish Beer "He-Brew" or a cup of green tea, "Cream with two mishuggena's(or however the heck you spell it)...

If that's not enough, you can have your choice of desserts, either "Hot Apple Passover " or three pieces of "Mazel-Toffee".

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Finally, If Eric goes on the road again, he is considering one of two opening acts...He will let fans vote for the group that should get the honors:

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Great one Lew. You had me laughing out loud several times. Though I didn´t understand the last part (over my head).

Anyway, I´m getting ready to read your OCTOBER Newsletter. I´m fired up! Can´t wait to read it. I´m so fired up that a poem just came right out from the depths of my soul.

Here it is:

Roses are red,

As I relax and listen to Lewisa purr,

Life can´t get much better,

Lew´s giving us a 2´fer!.

James, 2012

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Great one Lew. You had me laughing out loud several times. Though I didn´t understand the last part (over my head).

Anyway, I´m getting ready to read your OCTOBER Newsletter. I´m fired up! Can´t wait to read it. I´m so fired up that a poem just came right out from the depths of my soul.

Here it is:

Roses are red,

As I relax and listen to Lewisa purr,

Life can´t get much better,

Lew´s giving us a 2´fer!.

James, 2012

Here's one for you james...

I dont miss Lewisa,

She always has diarreah,

And, oh, by the way,

She also has gonorreah...

Tell me if you "clap" for that one...

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