Lew Bundles Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 SEPTEMBER NEWSLETTERSorry for the late delivery on this, but we had to wait until I got the okay from Eric to release this, but here's the news that we've been waiting for...ERIC IS RECORDING A NEW CD...It is an album similar to the stuff Weird Al Yankovic does, but autobiographical in nature, and I've got a preview of 3 of the tunes...The first song will be a parody of the old Mary MacGregor song, "Torn Between Two Drummers",,"Torn between two drummers,Feeling like a fool, Jim Bonfant's my old friend,But Mike McBride is cool"...The next two songs are both tributes to Leo sayer and EC would only tell me the titles: The 1st of the Sayer songs is a somber ode to a physical altercation that Eric had with Wally called "When I Kneed You".The 2nd Sayer number was written for a visit to his doctor for a colonoscopy called, "You Make Me Feel Like Depantsing"... XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ODDS AND ENDS DEPT.Now that the revamped "Dallas" tv series has been deemed a success, the re-booting of the old series starring Clive Davis is being considered..."Touched By An A**Hole.After a recent show in Cleveland the other nite, Jim Bonfanti was photgraphed backstage with the Def Leppard drummer...One and a half of the most rockinist guys ever...Speaking of Jim, his wife Barb is fronting a new all female rock band and she will going by her maiden name "Wired"..WOW... I saw a picture of Ira recently and he looks great...I called to ask him how he lost so much weight and he was willing to share the secret...It seems that it is an old Jewish diet and it goes like this...For the first course: A nice fish salad with a bed of lettuce and ample toppings of "gefilte" and "yom kippers"...The main course consists of 4 oz. of Gaza Strip sirloin...Wash this all down with a bottle of Jewish Beer "He-Brew" or a cup of green tea, "Cream with two mishuggena's(or however the heck you spell it)...If that's not enough, you can have your choice of desserts, either "Hot Apple Passover " or three pieces of "Mazel-Toffee". XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXFinally, If Eric goes on the road again, he is considering one of two opening acts...He will let fans vote for the group that should get the honors: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 Great one Lew. You had me laughing out loud several times. Though I didn´t understand the last part (over my head).Anyway, I´m getting ready to read your OCTOBER Newsletter. I´m fired up! Can´t wait to read it. I´m so fired up that a poem just came right out from the depths of my soul. Here it is:Roses are red,As I relax and listen to Lewisa purr,Life can´t get much better,Lew´s giving us a 2´fer!.James, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Pssssst, Lew, it´s me again, James!!And one more thing: DON´T TELL WENDY, but that was REAL funny when you told her you and TT would choose her if nobody else applied.Bye,James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECatw Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Lew, A poll! We haven't had one of these in eons! Two newsletters in one day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Bundles Posted October 17, 2012 Author Share Posted October 17, 2012 I just received a note from Ira that he no longer drinks alcoholic beverages...Instead of He-Brew beer, he drinks a large glass of Bobby Vee-8 juice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelina Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 I just received a note from Ira that he no longer drinks alcoholic beverages...Instead of He-Brew beer, he drinks a large glass of Bobby Vee-8 juice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Classic Lew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Bundles Posted October 17, 2012 Author Share Posted October 17, 2012 Great one Lew. You had me laughing out loud several times. Though I didn´t understand the last part (over my head).Anyway, I´m getting ready to read your OCTOBER Newsletter. I´m fired up! Can´t wait to read it. I´m so fired up that a poem just came right out from the depths of my soul. Here it is:Roses are red,As I relax and listen to Lewisa purr,Life can´t get much better,Lew´s giving us a 2´fer!.James, 2012 Here's one for you james...I dont miss Lewisa, She always has diarreah,And, oh, by the way,She also has gonorreah...Tell me if you "clap" for that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Cartmill Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 I do believe Lew is giving me a case of the vapors... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Mississippi Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Wonderful stuff! Lew certainly has some fantastic inside sources. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darlene Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Hi Lew! Love your September Newsletter. Some of it I didn't get, but that's just me. Except for those things, I was laughing hysterically, as always.Classic Lew indeed!--Love, Dar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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