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MAY NEWSLETTER

Every 'expert" in money management and debt reduction always swears by the concept of "pay yourself first"...It is for this very reason that Eric Carmen is not only a musical genius but a financial wizard as well...Let me explain...

About three weeks ago, Eric needed to have a dentist fill a cavity in a painful tooth...During his pre-treatment consultation, the dentist quoted a price that was a lot higher than Eric expected...When he inquired about the extravagant estimate, Eric was told that the price of gold for the filling was an expensive item...

When Eric finally decided to have the tooth taken care of, he chipped away a little piece of his gold record for "Go All The Way" and brought it to the dentist to use as the tooth filling...

Now, everytime Eric opens his mouth, he has to pay himself royalties...Quite a unique approach to retirement financing...

WHERE ARE THEY NOW!!!

Has anyone else noticed how quiet the message board has been lately?...It seems that quite a few of our fellow EC.com members have been missing in action...After some investigating, I discovered that the Olympic tryouts for team USA have intrigued some of our fan base as they have been busy hoping to become members of the United States contingent to both Summer and Winter events...

Tommy Tunes was a quarterfinalist in the four man bobsled

event when things took a sudden turn for the worst...Tommy was the 4th man in the bobsled when, during a real hairraising turn on the course, the fellow in front of Tunes turned to him and said "Hey buddy, that's not the brake lever you're pulling on...but don't stop"...

Wendy decided to enter the pole vault competition, but misread the objective...After extracting her from the leg of Polish vaulter, Stash Rogenski, it was explained to Wendy that she was to "jump" the pole, not "hump" the Pol...

MJ heard the directions correctly, but her interpretation of "jump" landed her in prison as Stash pressed charges for assault...

James and Hollies are in fierce competition for the final spot on the team in the following sports:

1.) Synchronized blinking

2.) Endurance squatting

3.) Speed walking with a bad rash

Freshrasberry failed his tryout for the ice fishing team...

The first day, Fresh showed up for the tryouts, he carved a hole in the ice and dropped his line in...Suddenly, he heard a booming voice that said, "There's no fish under there"...

The next day Fresh came back to the same spot, dropped his line again and heard the same voice proclaim, "There's no fish under there"...

Undaunted, Rob showed up for the third day, and dropped his line...The voice once again bellowed, "There's no fish under there...I should know...I'm the rink attendant"

Rockynrobin was dismissed from her badmitton tryout when she proved to be a distraction after repeatedly breaking out in giggles everytime the organizers said "shuttlecock"...

Meanwhile, MY tryout ended uncermoniously after a valiant effort...I sprained my ankle during the 3rd heat of the high hurdles...I attempted to continue while in a wheelchair, but my inability to get the vehicle off the ground caused me to keep getting hit in the face with the hurdle crossbar...

On a personal note, I'd like to wish Muzza a "Happy Birthday"...I always look forward to Kiwi and Muzza's treks to the U.S., but this years visit may be cancelled...As of right now, Kiwi and Muzza are not on speaking terms...

It seems that Kiwi, in an effort to spice up the birthday celebration for Muzza, decided to, playfully and provocatively, jump out of a huge cake..Donned in nothing but her own "birthday suit", Kiwi jumped out of a larger than life bakery creation...Muzza was upset, though, that it was a devil's food cake as opposed to "angel's" food which would be more fitting for a man of his religious stature...

AND HOW WAS YOUR MONTH?...

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