Lew Bundles Posted March 5, 2012 Report Share Posted March 5, 2012 MARCH NEWSLETTER "THE MORE THINGS SEEM TO CHANGE" Another bad break for Wally Flashback: Oct. 22, 2005 San Diego, California...The Raspberries had a concert scheduled at the House of Blues in San Diego on Oct. 22, 2005 that was eventually cancelled ...Unfortunately, everyone was told about the cancellation, except The HOB headquarters...As is their usual business practice, the president of the HOB would always call each venue the evening of the show to see how things are going... But, before the president called that evening, he got an irate phone call from a fan wanting to know "why the Raspberries were cancelled that evening"...The pres. promised to check it out and we are lucky enough to have a tape of the presidents call to The HOB that evening...PRES..."Hello, San Diego...Where in the world is Carmen, San Diego?"Manager..."The show has been cancelled sir..."Pres..."Where's Wally...and Smalley...?"Manager..."I told you sir...No one is here, but me...The show has been cancelled..."Pres..."How come no one called me to let me know...this is a complete waste of my time...I could have went to the gym tonite instead to work out"...CLICKNow, back to the present...it seems that there was another person listening on an extension and he happened to be a children's entertainment creative consultant...He snapped into action and after hearing the conversation, he created the game "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?"...Eric sued over copyright infringements and settle out of court for a huge sum of money...Unfortunately for Wally, the outcome wasnt as good...Off of the same eavesdropping conversation, the childrens game show guy misheard the second part of the question...Therefore, now we have a game called "Where's Waldo" instead of 'Where's Wally"...Bryson took the chap to court and claimed that it was a copywrite infringment also, but he lost...Jim Bonfanti also claimed that when the president declared that "he could have went to the gym(sic) instead" that this was an infringement on his name "JIM"..Both the case AND Jim were thrown out of court...On a lighter note, March is the time that Catholics are celebrating the 40 days of Lent...All good Catholics must refrain from eating meat on Fridays...This answers the age old question why Wendy was for many years, dateless on the weekends...As reported last month the "Occupy Sayreville" movement has been deemed a success...Today, I received a call from Bernie asking me to be his campaign manager as he will seek the nomination for President of The United States...HERE IS WHAT I PROPOSE AS HIS PLATFORM:...1.) He will be a candidate for the TT party..2.) There will be a complete overhaul in our financial institutions...It will be based on ECARMONICS with our new money standard being little gold records as coins...3.) There will be a complete seperation of Church and State... This means that Muzza and Eric will NEVER be allowed to comment on the same topic...4.) CARTOON WORLD will never be foreclosed again...5.) Make O'BERNICARE mandatory for everyone...Anyone injured while posting will be fully covered...6.) And our campaign slogan will be "We will never put the cart before the horse, but rather we will always put the CART before the MILL"...And how was your month?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aventurine Posted March 5, 2012 Report Share Posted March 5, 2012 Well, it is well-mannered this time Lew.You are good and funny guy.Anyway "Behave yourself, (old) boy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted March 5, 2012 Report Share Posted March 5, 2012 Aventurine, there was no Lew(d) behavior in this newsletter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatetotheParty Posted March 5, 2012 Report Share Posted March 5, 2012 Cartmill for VP??? Jean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Cartmill Posted March 5, 2012 Report Share Posted March 5, 2012 Since Lew is trashing my neighboring city (and deservingly so) with all his "investigative reporting" I want to thank him for bringing up all those bad memories of a town too stupid to support a Raspberries concert! Perhaps next time, release a "salsa" version of "Go All The Way" before the tour starts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aventurine Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Lew, I found your new trick!Newest Menber "LEWISA" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Mississippi Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Hopefully with Bernie running for Prez, we'll get a recording of Eric performing the national anthem... maybe Rasperries covering God Bless America? And by golly, if when he is sworn in, we'll have EC headlining the entertainment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaspBen Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 I say Tony for prez with his great political views , charming personality and that avatar face no contest! Monica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
december25 Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 You know that I agree. That is why I am still shopping for the perfect blue dress! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Gosh Mr Bundles... you have toned down since I was last here.. We'll have to see if we can help restore you to full health again!!!Chaplains do that you!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Bundles Posted March 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 I'm on probation...By the way, Muzza, the last time you were here Colonel Kahdafi was still a Private...(I cant understand it...the guy was the head of his country for a million years and he was still only a Colonel?)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Mississippi Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Lew, I think "Colonel" was an honorary title... like Colonel Sanders... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Bundles Posted March 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Good line, Paulie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Bundles Posted March 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 The difference between the two Colonel's is that Sanders was "chicken"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendy-Ann Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 On a lighter note, March is the time that Catholics are celebrating the 40 days of Lent...All good Catholics must refrain from eating meat on Fridays...This answers the age old question why Wendy was for many years, dateless on the weekends... And now, it's been answered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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