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Tony here is your poem you asked for!

He's a casanova of this site

He would love to blanket

EC.com girls at night

Charming and witty

Never a loss for something to say

All the girls beg please please Tony

Don't go away!

He teases and pleases a girl from Japan

Whispers and flirts with girl named Suzanne

His harem he controls with ease and grace

Oh Tony Oh Tony love your avatar face!

Monica

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LOL! haha

Well, I'm Japanese girl! grin

But I'm sorry Tony,

I have a lot of freinds(guys heartpump) already.

Jhon, James, Larry, hossy, Pat, Rob, Hollies,

Highway angel, Ira, Mike.C, Kirk, Dave, Reid, Stig......etc.etc.

I mean you are the newer for me.

So would you please stand in a line.....Backmost row? grin

haha

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Tony here is your poem you asked for!

He's a casanova of this site

He would love to blanket

EC.com girls at night

Charming and witty

Never a loss for something to say

All the girls beg please please Tony

Don't go away!

He teases and pleases a girl from Japan

Whispers and flirts with girl named Suzanne

His harem he controls with ease and grace

Oh Tony Oh Tony love your avatar face!

Monica

Awesome poem! I love it Monica!! LuvLove

So, I must assume we have nowadays a New Top10 Harems at ec.com?

1-The wild “New Don Juan De Marco†Tony Cartmill

2-The sweet-like-sugar James ( having lost his eternal 1st place? )

3-Eric heartpump Carmen ( having lost his eternal 1st place also, just because he’s living now a chaste life- in a secure retreat in Tibetan Monasteries…far away from south american female stalker-fans...Indifferent)

4-Etc, etc, etc…

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[quote name='andiemay3-Eric heartpump Carmen ( having lost his eternal 1st place also' date=' just because he’s living now a chaste life- in a secure retreat in Tibetan Monasteries…far away from south american female stalker-fans...Indifferent)

4-Etc, etc, etc…

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I just KNEW something happend back when Eric and Andiemay disappeared from the site at the same time...Thanks alot Andie! grumpy

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So sorry, Tony...I didn't know Eric was so sensitive to women stalker concerns. I had only invited him once to visit my home and taste the argentine meat "The Criollo Asado", the best tender cuts of selected beef which is considered the best meat. Maybe he misunderstood all that stuff. I think he has become vegetarian (livin' in vegetarian monasteries) just after receiving my invitation. Indifferentgrin

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Awesome poem! I love it Monica!! LuvLove

So, I must assume we have nowadays a New Top10 Harems at ec.com?

1-The wild “New Don Juan De Marco†Tony Cartmill

2-The sweet-like-sugar James ( having lost his eternal 1st place? )

3-Eric heartpump Carmen ( having lost his eternal 1st place also, just because he’s living now a chaste life- in a secure retreat in Tibetan Monasteries…far away from south american female stalker-fans...Indifferent)

4-Etc, etc, etc…

Hi Andie (sharp like a razor), it's me, James, your old friend!

It's good to see you posting. Your above post was entertaining and put a big smile on my face. Thanks for that.

But to your point: I don't think you can compare Tony's with The James Harem. You really can't. Just like you can't compare apples and oranges.

Comparing our two harems is like comparing a succulent apple (The James Harem) to a prune (Tony's harem for old chicks). The comparision just can't be made.

Though, because I (James) am magnanimous, I must admit that Tony wins on the humanitarian front (creating a haven for old chicks)...he wins this hands down.

I'm very proud of Tony.

Anyway, that's all I have.

Saludos,

Su amigo,

James

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