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My First (?) Date


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Last nite I had my REAL first date in 27 years..(as opposed to fantasy-dates that might be deemed inappropriate for family-viewing on EC.com.

She was Canadian.

It was really very special-Eh?

I must dig canadianchicks...'cause the only other canadianchick that I know is our own Valorie who is one of the finest people I have ever met.

Anyhoo..I was so inspired that I just went to Amazon to order "The Best Of The Guess Who"..."Gordon Lightfoot's Greatest"..."Joni Mitchell's Best".."Paul Anka's All-Time-Hits"..."Bachman Turner Overdrive Take Care Of Business"...and the Stampeders "Sweet City Woman And Other Hits". wink

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Tony...If they don't like "Take Good Care Of My Baby'...They get ONE more chance...and that's ONLY if they say they enjoy "The Night Has A Thousand Eyes"..

..If they like neither...they walk home...and I stop at "Papa Johns" to pick up a 3 topping pizza...drive home..and watch "Beach Blanket Bingo" alone at home on DVD.

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Tony...If they don't like "Take Good Care Of My Baby'...They get ONE more chance...and that's ONLY if they say they enjoy "The Night Has A Thousand Eyes"..

..If they like neither...they walk home...and I stop at "Papa Johns" to pick up a 3 topping pizza...drive home..and watch "Beach Blanket Bingo" alone at home on DVD.

The banter between you two cracks me up!

Here's to second chances, Ira! But look at it this way, there are worse things than "Papa Johns" carryout :liplick: and a little "Beach Blanket Bingo" cool ...

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Speaking of loving all things Canadian; how about the Actress that plays Robin on the TV show "How I met Your Mother". Just about the coolest, cutest girl on TV. Her character is from Canada but I have no idea if the actress herself is from Canada.

BTW Good luck Ira. And leave some NJ hotties for me.

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Tommy...I'm leaving you...transplanted New Jersey-ite Elisabeth Shue...a graduate of Columbia High School in Maplewood N.J....

(Tho I HAVE loved her since "Adventures In Babysitting.)

"But That's What Friends Are For"!!!

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Anyhoo..I was so inspired that I just went to Amazon to order "The Best Of The Guess Who"..."Gordon Lightfoot's Greatest"..."Joni Mitchell's Best".."Paul Anka's All-Time-Hits"..."Bachman Turner Overdrive Take Care Of Business"...and the Stampeders "Sweet City Woman And Other Hits". wink

Congratulations! Don't forget to pick up some Rush!

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To Dr. Rob...The man whose hands have been on more women's bodies than I have songs in my head...Thanks for the advice.

BTW...Was point 6 cut off when the video ran out...I seem to remember it as...

"Look warmly into her eyes and sing "I Think We're Alone Now" by Tommy James"..Yes/No? confused

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To Dr. Rob...The man whose hands have been on more women's bodies than I have songs in my head.

Ira, I cannot deny it...you are totally correct. But hey, someone's got to care for these poor suffering ladies!!! blushhahahahahaha

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So I got 2 dates...Monday and Tuesday...and Tuesday's a second date with a woman who really made me laugh and I enjoyed being with her very much.

How would George Costanza handle a second date...?

When does arm go around woman's shoulder and how?

Do I say I'm an architect?

Mention EC.com and Bobby Vee...or does that earn me "Elite Lifetime Geek Status"?

Saying I know Tony Cartmill makes me a studly "Bad Boy" or a lecher?

I get Nnnnnervous!

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