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A very Happy Thanksgiving to all !! May your holiday be filled with the families you love, the friends you cherish and plenty of pumpkin pie !! Love to all ! LuvLove

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May your stuffing be tasty,

may your turkey be plump.

May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump.

May your yams be delicious.

May your pies take the prize,

may your thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!!

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Twas the night of thanksgiving,

but I just couldn't sleep.

I tried counting backwards,

I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned -

the dark meat and white,

but I fought the temptation

with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,

the thought of a snack became infatuation.

So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,

and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

Gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,

pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,

'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,

with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.

But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees....

Happy eating to all - pass the cranberries, please.

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A very Happy Thanksgiving to all !! May your holiday be filled with the families you love, the friends you cherish and plenty of pumpkin pie !! Love to all ! LuvLove

**************************************************************

May your stuffing be tasty,

May your turkey be plump.

May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump.

May your yams be delicious.

May your pies take the prize,

may your thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!!

**************************************************************

Twas the night of thanksgiving,

but I just couldn't sleep.

I tried counting backwards,

I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned -

the dark meat and white,

but I fought the temptation

with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,

the thought of a snack became infatuation.

So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,

and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

Gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,

pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,

'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,

with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.

But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees....

Happy eating to all - pass the cranberries, please.

Right back atcha TUNES-Style

May your stuffing be tasty,

May your buttocks be plump.

May your breast meat be firm with nary a lump.

May your thighs take First prize,.

May my rock and roll eyes never stray far from thines!!

I'm ready to eat,

Bon Appetite!

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Happy Thanksgiving to all of the great folks on this board. I'm computer challenged enough to not imbed some cute or beautiful Thanksgiving Picture but in my mind's eye I picture all of you sitting around the table with your families, eating way more turkey and goodies than you would normally do.... the men gathering in the living room afterward to lay around and watch a game and ladies working in the kitchen!!!! Have a Great One!!!!

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