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Lisa Nowak (space cadet) pursuing insanity defense


Raspyrock

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Nothing says love to me more than an accomplished woman willing to don a depends diaper and drive cross country to greet me. Did someone say "rabbit-soup"?

Titles for this sitcom could include:

"Lust In Space"

"Bug-Eyes For The Space Guy"

"Curb Your Delirium"

John

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NASA needs her lawyer proving that she's been totally loopy for eons like they need another hole in the head...

Like HOW did THEY miss it?

She's gonna have a tough time proving that she's even got one screw loose if they use her 'medical' evaluation from the space agency to refute her ridiculous BEE-ESS.

But there was a time when I'D have let her catch ME. wink

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I wonder if there is any truth to the story the two female astronauts were fighting over who would accompany the male during "re-entry".(sorry,I couldn't help myself).

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I believe NASA has aerospace-grade K-Y Jelly for counteracting the friction during the re-entry phase.It uses special high-temperature silicones that can handle high-thrust situations as one might encounter space.

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Houston, we have a problem: Insane astronauts. Somehow insanity and piloting a craft as sophisticated as the space shuttle, far above the Earths atmosphere , dont seem to go hand in hand. Lets face it, she would have gone on a space walk in a diaper eventually on national T.V. I bet she shouts alot during sex, " We have a lift off," " Rocket Boosters On!", phrases like that. She certainly hasnt helped NASAs reputation. It doesnt say much for their recruiting programs.

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