The Kiwi Connection Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 ....I've got a Muzza that I'm willing to give away to a good home!!! You know what they say about the wind affecting animals and children...WELL.....Any Takers!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paulie Mississippi Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Maybe the Hogya's need a butler for WAB5? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnniekNY Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 My darling Kiwi, I will take Murray to my house and train him because I love you so much. All I need is....nothing. He doesn't know what he's up against and you will have a lovely holiday. I know it's winter there. Here's a message for my beloved Muzza:HEY DOOFUS: MAKE LOVE TO YOUR WIFE AND STAY INSIDE!!!!!!!If that's not what you'd like, Kiwi, just tell him "making love" is a euphemism for playing scrabble.love ya - annie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aggiesjc Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 One of my friends is trying to give me a dog, and now this. Maybe I can convince Jim to let us take in the dog and Muzza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popdude Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 HEY DOOFUS: MAKE LOVE TO YOUR WIFE AND STAY INSIDE!!!!!!! I'm not touching that line with a ten foot pole.So to speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Will I get to choose which home I go to????? Muzza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HT from Mo Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Quote:Originally posted by AnniekNY: HEY DOOFUS: MAKE LOVE TO YOUR WIFE AND STAY INSIDE!!!!!!! I'm not touching that line with a ten foot pole.So to speak. What???? Popdude's has nothing witty to say??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Hey HT... I notice ya didn't offer to take me in!!!! Ya reckon I might be too much of a handful??? Muzza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aggiesjc Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 HT, I think you missed the wit in that one. Read it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kiwi Connection Posted June 23, 2007 Author Share Posted June 23, 2007 Are there any Dr's around here who could write ME a prescription for some Prozac!!!!or some Lorazapam for Muzza... Failing that anyone know a good Defence Lawyer....if he keeps on the way he is....I might need one!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HT from Mo Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Duh.... I did miss the wit there! I'm a little slow today - just got back from GS day camp- 90 degrees out today! Whew....Muzza,I don't think I can handle my crew and you too.... HT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecstasy Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 You don't need prescriptions, Kiwi. You can slip him a couple of these (or take them yourself!) and you're down for the count. It's completely herbal and it's called Myocalm PM. Those evil little weeds put me away in less than 20 min! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kiwi Connection Posted June 23, 2007 Author Share Posted June 23, 2007 Thank You Dr Kathy Lee!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darlene Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 So "The Muz" is getting a little wild, huh?Hey, Muz, best behave yourself, or I'll send Kiwi dvds of Rescue Me and she'll tie you up and make you sit through all THREE seasons of "Denis"--about 39 episodes--over and over again! --D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kiwi Connection Posted June 23, 2007 Author Share Posted June 23, 2007 Hey Dar...Works for me!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braves fan Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Kiwi, what if I move in with you and Muzza can come here with my kids and hubby....it's sweltering and the hot flashes are insane....I need COLD AIR!! LOLRonda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kiwi Connection Posted June 23, 2007 Author Share Posted June 23, 2007 Ronda....Muzza would fit right in at your place...He's full of HOT AIR!!!!You and I could have a great time shopping, without husbands or kids!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Hey... forget the Denis Leary DVD's. They ain't coming here!!!! I want to know who's got the telly where I can watch Rugby and Rugby League and Motor Racing!!! Any other offers for me to consider ??? Doofus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Well, we've got a nice spare bedroom upstairs and it's supposed to be in the 90's for awhile.... I suppose I could put him to work watering my plants......Plenty of motor racing programmed into our Tivo--so that wouldn't be a problem. Not sure about the rugby, but I suppose it's somewhere on the satellite.......We need some help planting the 80 acreas of sweet corn too.....hmmmmm....this is sounding pretty good. Kiwi--how soon can he get here?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raspberries4ever Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 I hope I'm not too late.... I'll take him! No questions asked I promise no bodily harm or physical labor Qualifications from Englishtown, NJ are on tonight, Muzza, hurry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecstasy Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Hey, Muzz, I've got grandbabies all over the place. That's certainly your territory and will burn off some of that energy! You and John can be a couple of couch potatoes... hmmmm, actually it's Laura and Brad that are into racing (I'll get them to come over and play with you and they can bring two of the grandbabies!) Kiwi, you come, too, and escape with us girls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Mississippi Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Muzza, you don't need "all" sports all the time, you gotta save a little for "The Girls Next Door"... if 80 year old Hef can share a bed with three hot blondes, you can do at least four; right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecstasy Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Ummmm, I'm willing to bet Pastor Muzza won't take advantage of that plan --- and I know his wife won't!!! Do you have a Plan B, Paulie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Mississippi Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Nope. Plan A left me breathless... Sometimes jumping into the middle of a conversation can be dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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