Lew Bundles Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Twas the night before Xmas'And I'm on the board There's no one aroundNot even Gord....The moderators are sleeping,I can do what I wantI can post a Tri-fectaIn big bold FONTBernie is missingOut the door he just flewIf they are not carefulThis could become www.lew Maybe he's planningThe next WABIn hopes that the RaspberriesWill play there for freeThe board has some actionMuch more than meThats what I get For holding out for DianedTonite's KaraokeAlthough its Xmas eveRaspyrock will be thereThey cant get him to leaveDarlene is home cookingWorking like a slaveI mean, how hard could it beTo make lemonadeIts great to see TUNESYJoking and laughingAnd starting to annoy us with his damn phone-knappingShh, try to be quietMuzza and Kiwi are asleepShe's dreaming of Eric and he's counting sheepJohnO is not presentHe's out on the roadSeeing rock concertsFrom Cream to ManilowAnd poor Tony Cartmill, on his way to the show,Crashed his car trying to pick up some ho’s He’s very lucky, he could have been broke,If not for the insurance, he would have been choked. And here’s to Gina,Its to her that I’m speakin’She certainly knows,She’s my favorite Puerto Rican.We expect ManomanTo edit this pieceHe’s worse than the GestapoOr the mounted police.My lap has been empty,Without Jennifer or Kathy,All this rejection,Makes me feel crappy. The band just played ClevelandIt was only last weekAnd from all the reviewsThey were at their peakWally and EricGot along just greatLets hope for more shows in 2008Now Eric, now Wally, now Jim, now Dave, Please give us more shows,That’s what we crave. ********************************************************************HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL !! .....................Written by Lew Bundles and DianeD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggsherby Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 ...not bad!I hope you and Diane have a great one!(Now off to the 4 pm mass, gotta leave now to get a seat!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reid C. Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 LMAO!!! Lew, that is priceless! Thanks for a great Christmas Eve giggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bessieboo Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 You clearly have too much time on your hands!Shouldn't you be wrapping something ? Merry Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dianed Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 I think you mean "unwrapping" !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Bundles Posted December 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 This whole thing was done without my knowledge...Somehow, Diane figured out my password and posted this under my name... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marvin Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 ...and with that, I say Merry Christmas to one and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raspyrock Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 LOL. You the man Lew!! Great job Dianed!! Maybe youz guys can help the 'Berries write the next 'Hands On You' styled song??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Kudos to Mr. and Mrs. Bundles lmao.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecstasy Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 This place just seems to get stranger and stranger... THANK GOD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 I'm worried about what Dianed is unwrapping. That was fun Lew and Diane. Thanks for the goggle. I only got up to 2 million four hundred and three thousand sheep when Kiwi starting singing Go All the way.. Well... that my sleep over Muzza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darlene Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Very good, Lew! I thoroughly enjoyed that! I read it between batches of lemonade, of course!No wonder Dianed fell for you--you're a perfect Robert Browning to her Elizabeth Barrett Browning. You two write VERY well together. You should get married in a Hawaiian wedding! --Love, Darlene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ira Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 That was great.But I don't get it Lew?I thought Dee-Jays get all the girls?Wha' Hopp-enned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Bundles Posted December 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 True...I can get as many girls as I want...Its women that I have trouble attracting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susana Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 They're unwrapping without me? What happened to that new kind of tri-f**** we were going to try out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Mississippi Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Good stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuliaAllByMyself Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 That rhyme was very funny, Lew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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