ira Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 (AP) April 20th 2009.Disappointed with the tepid results of 2006's "Snakes On A Plane"...New Line Cinema has completed filming the reformulated..."Sheep On A Plane".This completely re-imagined story revolves around a couple of secret agents from New Zealand who smuggle four hyper-intelligent and wooly sheep aboard a plane headed for the USA with the goal of mating them with a Montana flock and creating a herd of super sheep that will take over the world.Here is a photo of the stars of this new flick..."Muzza and Kiwi Von Stroheim" and director "Lance Brooklyn" whose last film "Desperate Fools" was an international smash. http://s578.photobucket.com/albums/ss226...ser_media_share Muzza and Kiwi will be doing a tour in late April and May across the USA to publicize the June 15th 2009 release of this highly anticipated summer blockbuster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Mississippi Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I think I'll wait for the book... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ira Posted April 21, 2009 Author Share Posted April 21, 2009 But Paulie...Advance tickets at Moviephone.com are going fast.-Ira. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Cartmill Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 You can tell most of the female sheep have fake boobies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ira Posted April 21, 2009 Author Share Posted April 21, 2009 I gotta tell you Tony...I'm pretty sharp...But this time I don't know what the hell you're talkin' about.-Ira. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Hey Ira.... I know where that photo was taken I must go check the sheep's food right now. They're still out in the paddock Muzza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ira Posted April 21, 2009 Author Share Posted April 21, 2009 Oh Tony now I get it "West Coast Sheep" with fake boobies!Very Very Good! -Ira. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMan Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 I guess we'll just have to call Gene Wilder.....he'll know what to do....or any other lonely shepherd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kiwi Connection Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Hey Ira... that pic brings back just one of many wonderful memories of our last visit. We're looking forward to making loads more this visit also! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ira Posted April 21, 2009 Author Share Posted April 21, 2009 It was such a great pic that New Line Studios decided to use it as the main photo to promote your starring roles in "Sheep On A Plane"-Ira. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelina Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 I heard the film received "Two Hooves Up"great photo BTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 I've been talking to the 4 sheep this morning and they want to know if the sheep over there Baa with a funny accent like DianeD has. Muzza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 That was baaaaaaaad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelina Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Only the ones from Sheepshead Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Brooklyn! (inside joke for Ira) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ira Posted April 22, 2009 Author Share Posted April 22, 2009 I forgot to mention that one of the subplots of the film features international acting sensation "Sadiis" who is trying to escape the oppressive "Flannel Government" that has seized power in "Thunder Bay" Canada and has managed to sneak aboard the plane and hide in the storage compartment with her pet elk only to unwillingly find herself enmeshed in the life and death struggle on this fateful flight!-Ira. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Aha.... the plot thickens!!!!!!!!!! Elk and sheep together!!! Hmmmmmm.... Muzza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMan Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Maybe they're that new species of "Shelk"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 I thought this entire post was about Muzza and Kiwi flying to the USA OMG.... boy was I surprised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Hee Hee...surprises are good MJ Hey Ira... I wuz just Talking to the sheep and they asked where they were going to sleep because they don't think you have paddocks over there!!! Muzza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ira Posted April 23, 2009 Author Share Posted April 23, 2009 MJ...This thread is about a movie script which if handled correctly may outstrip the receipts of all-time movie champ "Titanic" at the world-wide box office,-Ira. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 I am imagining a scene where our sheep get confused when they realise that Montana is a place where there are other sheep as they have only heard of Montana wines which create New Zealand's top vintages. They start arguing over whether they should treat these Montana (not the wine) sheep as friends or aliens!!! This occurs about 4 hours across the Pacific Ocean Muzza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 I'm just off to round up the sheep now. See you at your place!!!Muzza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ira Posted April 25, 2009 Author Share Posted April 25, 2009 In a bizarre plot twist that was saved for the film's final edit...The hyper-intelligent sheep hi-jack the arcraft...storm the flight cabin and demand that the plane land in Cleveland on the shores of Lake Erie.The master-race sheep then storm the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame...and demand to see Jann Wenner...Rolling Stone Publisher and a big honcho at the R&R HOF.They then refuse to leave until the Raspberries are admitted into the HOF.Moral of the story...Even a bunch of wooly New Zealand sheep have more damn sense than the supposed "Rock Press Intelligencia" of these United States.Oh BTW...Sadiis and her Canadian elk sneak out in all the confusion and find safe harbor in the USA.-Ira. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 This will certainly be a box office success. Ira,any thoughts of music for the soundtrack?? Muzza ( rushing to be ready to catch a plane in 41/2 hours) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelina Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 something tells me Jann Wenner wouldn't mind being confronted by some aggressive sheep! (Especially if they were dressed as construction workers)Just a thought........a really weird thought! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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