Tony Cartmill Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 At this moment EC is putting some youtube clips together that PROVES the jet that went into the Hudson River today was brought down by a flock of Canadian Suicide Geese trained by Al Quaeda and G.W. Bush!I'll keep an open mind, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnniekNY Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Now, Tony, you know what happens when conspiracy theorists publish the correct information by ACCIDENT, don't you???make sure you look UNDER your car tomorrow before starting it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darlene Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Tony, that's what the media would like you to believe. Actually, the geese were were not Canadian at all. In fact, they came from W's private hunting reserve in Texas. Calling for the elimination of the "geese of mass destruction", Bush will launch a new offensive against anybody in the Arab world who still has oil, thereby padding his wallet one more time before leaving office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Carmen Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Actually, they were remote controlled "drones' manufactured by Raytheon, designed to look like geese, but carry a payload. The 23 Bank of America employees on board had threatened to go public regarding the deliberate attempt to destroy all remaining value of B of A common stock to shareholders (of which I am one, unfortunately). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Carmen Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Just kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raspyrock Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 You rascals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Mississippi Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 I'm just wondering...An automobile... a boat... an airplane... the person driving, or "captaining" such a vehicle is responsible for the vehicle... Why is this hero-pilot not in jail for killing these geese, probably without a liscense; most assuredly out of season and not on land approved for hunting.You say "miracle" I say "poacher"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Hear hear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeatleJay Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 We're not going attack Canada for this are we? Damn right wing geese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Carmen Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 I'm afraid so. The White House says they have intelligence linking the geese to an Al Qeada cell operating in Niagara-on-the-Lake. Operation "Canadian Freedom" will commence momentarily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Hey Marv- If it looks like a goose, flys like a goose and honks like a goose...DUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raspbernie Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Regardless of whether this is true or not I say attack Canada...NOW! (No offense, Marv!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raspyrock Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 We need the oil ( & cheap meds ) from up there in Canada, move now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Canada would be a financial drain on the United States. I suggested to President Bush that after the invasion, we trade Canada to France for their chicks (after expropriating Sarah McClachlin). It would be kind of like a multinational company shedding a money losing division.My suggestion is now under consideration. To Be Continued.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marvin Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Since I really am neighbours with the PM of Canada (when he's not in Ottawa), I've already told him to only allow Eric, Wally, Jim and Dave across the border - no one else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Carmen Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Well, Jim, Dave and Wally, anyway..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianchick Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Rasbernie...attack Canada...sorry Marvin...what about ME...and James who is Sarah McLachlin...unless you mean Sarah Mclaughlin?....and the geese were just a ploy...wait till you see what we do with the ducks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marvin Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Well, Jim, Dave and Wally, anyway..... I still love you Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelina Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 You know Sarah Palin can see Canada from her back yard. You Betcha! John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMan Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 EH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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