ira Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Schmuck is a Jewish word which like bagels was once confined to New York Jewry...but now is understood across America.A Schmuck is the kind of jerk that a Martian could land on earth,meet,and instinctively understand is a schmuck.Who do you think is a Schmuck?Your posts MUST be confined to famous people!If you DARE attack anyone on the board...DianeD will remove your post because among other things...You are obviously a Schmuck!My Schmucks....1-Alex Rodriguez..A-Rod...A Turn-Off of the first order.2-Beach Boy Lead Singer Mike Love..9 Times married..Yet still A meditating sensitive soul. -Ira. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeatleJay Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Roger Clemens- I consider a bigger schmuck than A Roid. He's a cheater, and a bully. Oh yeah, a liar too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ira Posted March 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 WOW!..I agree..Roger IS a "Schmuck Among Schmucks" IMHO-Ira. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelley Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Bernie Madoff...need I say more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ira Posted March 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 My God...People must be feelin' warm-hearted tonite...I know you-all can name a few "Schmucks".C'mon give it a try...You'll feel better I promise.-Ira. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 OK... Tony Danza, David Brenner & our favorite Ira... Jerry Lewis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fresh Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Bill Maher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollies65 Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Olberman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fresh Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Yes,Olberman.Good pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 I just called my Orthodox Jewish friend who's an authority on Hebrew words, and here's the official definition of "schmuck":schmuck (shmuk) - tasteless fool that does not see the furnace in Hillary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fresh Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 The furnace in Hillary? I don't understand the meaning James.Toss me a bone here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 furnace = heat = hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fresh Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 I must,by definition,be a schmuck because I do not see the furnace in Hillary.However,lately I have seen the furnace in CNBC's Erin Burnett,or more correctly, I'd like to see ME in her furnace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScentLady Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 I just called my Orthodox Jewish friend who's an authority on Hebrew words I'm sure your friend told you that "shmuck" is not a Hebrew word. It is Yiddish. While both Yiddish & Hebrew use the same alphabet, they are two totally separate languages. Yiddish vs. Hebrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reid C. Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Hugo Chavez. Pretty much a no brainer there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMan Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Barry Bonds...the king of 'em all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeler Deb Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Quote: Originally quoted by Shelley Bernie Madoff...need I say more Good one Shelley, biggest schmuck of all!The second biggest schmucks are Terrell Owens, Ray Shero, Tim Geithner, and Nancy Pelosi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelina Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Ira...as you know I'm as well versed in Yiddish as any Irish guy could be. "Schmuck" is a word I don't use very often....but "Putz" is. For some reason "schmuck" seems stronger than "putz" but the true meaning would reveal, in my opinion, that "putz" is REALLY a worse thing to be called. Just an observation.I vote for the excellent choices noted before:Madoff, his wife, Barry Bonds, A-Rod, Olberman, Geithner and.........Gus Dudgeon. LOLafter all it IS ec.com. Booyah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HT from Mo Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Ira...as you know I'm as well versed in Yiddish as any Irish guy could be. "Schmuck" is a word I don't use very often....but "Putz" is. For some reason "schmuck" seems stronger than "putz" but the true meaning would reveal, in my opinion, that "putz" is REALLY a worse thing to be called. Just an observation.I vote for the excellent choices noted before:Madoff, his wife, Barry Bonds, A-Rod, Olberman, Geithner and.........Gus Dudgeon. LOLafter all it IS ec.com. Booyah John,That brings back memories of watching "Grumpy Old Men" the "putz" and "moron" namecalling. What exactly is the defintion of "putz"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelina Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 HT"Putz" is sometimes a word for a crude nickname for the male genitalia. Or I've heard that it is the part of the circumsion that is removed from said genitalia. Either way....it's dreadful to be called a "putz". Johnor for baseball fans......Putz is the name of the new NY Met relief pitcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ira Posted March 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 All of you must be in a benificent mood not to have named...Paris Hilton,Lindsey Lohan,and Kim Kardashian..."The Reighning Queens Of Schmucks"... to this list.They are truly from the Marie Antionette..."Let Them Eat Cake" school of sensitivity IMHO!...Ira. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HT from Mo Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 HT"Putz" is sometimes a word for a crude nickname for the male genitalia. Or I've heard that it is the part of the circumsion that is removed from said genitalia. Either way....it's dreadful to be called a "putz". Johnor for baseball fans......Putz is the name of the new NY Met relief pitcher Oh dear..... I'll file that one away..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Cartmill Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Barry Bonds...the king of 'em all! G-man nailed it. Barry was a Schmuck before the roids. Now, he's the king. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Mississippi Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 They make great jellies and preserves... "Shmuckers"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelina Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 They make great jellies and preserves... "Shmuckers"... I don't even want to imagine the flavors! EGADS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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