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When you scroll to the bottom of the pages here, you see that Infopop lightbulb. This thing always reminds me of a sort of nasty joke I heard when I was a kid involving the drawing of a light bulb. Anyone know the joke I'm referring to? I can't stand seeing that light bulb here all the time, it just cracks me up haha

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The one thing about mice, they are afraid of light.

If you have white mice, then it's ok.

White mice are not afraid of light.

There fore, you average house mouse is grey, smelly and messy.

You would have to have your grey mouse, and the light bulb, attracted to the inside of the bulb.

I would unscrew the bottom, have a peice of cheese lay beside it.

It would be attracted to the bulb, in the dark.

Or have specially made sunglasses for it.

ultra violet rays.

Three blind mice.

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No, no, no, you guys didn't read my post right! (but the jokes were cute!). I said it was a joke that involved the drawing of a light bulb, in other words, to tell the joke, you had to draw a light bulb, and the joke went sour from there. I'll let ya think on it a bit more smilie

and gord, NO three anything, nuna that kinky stuff! :p

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My favorite light bulb joke is:

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes a long time, a lot of money, and the light bulb has to want to change...

I just made up one:

How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: "You insensitive pig! You care more about that f---ing light bulb than you do about me!..." angry

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Actually, bahoodore came really close. Click on the link at the bottom for visualization purposes. Here's the joke:

A teacher tells her class they are going to draw a picture on an easel. The first child will draw something, the second will add to it, making something new from it, and so on...

In pic #1, we see the first child go up to the easel and draw a straight line.

In pic #2, the next child adds a few lines and makes a music stand from it.

In pic #3, the next child makes a light bulb of it.

In pic #4, the next child goes up, takes the picture off the easel, turns it upside down, and proudly announces "that's my sister trying to get her fat butt into her girdle!" haha


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