JuliaD Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 When you scroll to the bottom of the pages here, you see that Infopop lightbulb. This thing always reminds me of a sort of nasty joke I heard when I was a kid involving the drawing of a light bulb. Anyone know the joke I'm referring to? I can't stand seeing that light bulb here all the time, it just cracks me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlene Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 Julia... I've never seen it, but now i'm SOOOO curious ! Marlene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okstevens Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 I almost responded but thought better. We don't seem to go there from here.But wait if Eric can sing so f' optimistic I guess I can respond to this. Whats the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady ? You can unscrew the light bulb ! Sorry Bernie but they did ask! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raspbernie Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 How 'bout:Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb. Bernie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okstevens Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 Glad to see you respond Bernie. I was a little nervous after I hit the reply button !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordharris Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 The one thing about mice, they are afraid of light.If you have white mice, then it's ok.White mice are not afraid of light.There fore, you average house mouse is grey, smelly and messy.You would have to have your grey mouse, and the light bulb, attracted to the inside of the bulb.I would unscrew the bottom, have a peice of cheese lay beside it.It would be attracted to the bulb, in the dark.Or have specially made sunglasses for it.ultra violet rays.Three blind mice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuliaD Posted February 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 No, no, no, you guys didn't read my post right! (but the jokes were cute!). I said it was a joke that involved the drawing of a light bulb, in other words, to tell the joke, you had to draw a light bulb, and the joke went sour from there. I'll let ya think on it a bit more and gord, NO three anything, nuna that kinky stuff! :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Cartmill Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 My favorite light bulb joke is:How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?Just one. But it takes a long time, a lot of money, and the light bulb has to want to change...I just made up one:How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?Answer: "You insensitive pig! You care more about that f---ing light bulb than you do about me!..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahoodore Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 Yeah, yeah , yeah....guys!...taka a look at the lightbulb at the bottom of the page here...it's the yellow one...Is it a light bulb , ...or is it a really fat lady putting on her pants?...Get it?...see it?...bahoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordharris Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 Julia and Raspbernie, Now I know what the light bulb means, "I have a great idea".New Topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darlene Posted February 14, 2004 Report Share Posted February 14, 2004 Cartmill, If you think PMS is a drag to live with, just wait till menopause! It's like living with someone with PMS EVERY DAY!!!!!I thought I'd give you (to quote one of Eric's song titles), "Great Expectations!" --D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darlene Posted February 14, 2004 Report Share Posted February 14, 2004 I hate to be dense, but I don't remember ever seeing a joke involving drawing a light bulb. What WAS it? --Darlene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuliaD Posted February 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2004 Actually, bahoodore came really close. Click on the link at the bottom for visualization purposes. Here's the joke:A teacher tells her class they are going to draw a picture on an easel. The first child will draw something, the second will add to it, making something new from it, and so on...In pic #1, we see the first child go up to the easel and draw a straight line.In pic #2, the next child adds a few lines and makes a music stand from it.In pic #3, the next child makes a light bulb of it.In pic #4, the next child goes up, takes the picture off the easel, turns it upside down, and proudly announces "that's my sister trying to get her fat butt into her girdle!" http://images.andale.com/f2/115/106/592635/1076773059421_light.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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