James Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 ..is a new thread brought to you by James (that's me). I've been working on this for months, and you might say this is the first episode, kind of an introductary episode.I forsee "Harem Talk" as being in the spirit of other classic EC.Com threads such as "Word Association", "Name That Baseball Player", "Continue The Story" and my alltime favorite that never made it past the pilot:"ARE THEY REAL, OR NOT?? - Ask Tony Cartmill " Anyway, guys with harem problems will chime in, guys looking to form harems, girls in harems, girls looking to join harems etc etc etc. Anything harem goes.Subjects that I forsee being discussed include:1. A fella might run into a situation, where one of the members of his harem can't clip his toenails without getting in the way of the TV Set (this is a common problem, and can be very irritating).I forsee this fella networking here on Harem Talk, asking advice from other fellas that have encountered this problem, and who thus can share remedial success stories.2. A male might have a member of his harem facing retirement (19 year old mandatory retirement in the case of The James Harem), and needs to recruit a replacement. "Harem Talk" would be an ideal place to network for this purpose. As an aside, chicks that have dumped Hollies have been excellent recruiting grounds for The James Harem (The James Harem puts a high premium on chicks with wisdom).I may even from time to time share some experiences I've had in The James Harem. Like the one back in the 70s when Chris Evert refused to show up for Wimbledon, because she was afraid she'd miss her "night with James". She was also paranoid (rightly so in this case) that Carling Bassett was conspiring to take her place in The James Harem. Oh lands, chicks can be so labor intensive! Just the memory of that drama makes me tired.. Anyway, I guess I really see "Harem Talk" as being a public resource, kind of a free public service. It's my (James') way of giving back to the community, that has done so much for me..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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