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Tony: Your 3,000th Post Is Fast-Approaching


Keith Nivan

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I don't remember anything happening at 3,000, but I got mysteriously kicked off the board at 1,000 and disappeared into oblivion from the directory! Tony's long past the danger point, however, so that's never gonna happen!

I think after 2500, the Kirk/CraigBenfer/Seattle Steve wisdom comes upon every poster, and he/she becomes endowed with great wisdom, heart, discretion and restraint. Tony has been exhibiting it, and has been rewarded with impendig fatherhood!

Lew Bundles, start posting like a maniac! haha

smile --Darlene

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As we've said before, 3000 posters have to sleep with each other regardless of marital status. It's the rule. Now, Darlene is using a lame "expired visa" to stay away from Marvin in Canada. But that won't stop me from racing up there with a "West Side Story" soundtrack to set the mood, as Marv and I wake up some caribou herds...melt some Canadian snow banks...Take that puck from end to end and slapshoot it in the goal...And bring a whole new meaning to the word "Canadian Mountie"...If you know what I mean... eek

Then it's on to Jersey for some sweet lemonade... cool

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TT, You don't need my advice--you're doin' jes' fine on your own. You have to manage Bundles a little bit, though. He's as wild as a caribou. In fact, if *he* goes up North with Cartmill, the caribou might get excited and try to get romantic with HIM! eekhaha That would be a bit too much "Northern exposure"!

As for Tony and his mountie routine, I don't think it's the time for me to try to play "Nell" to his "Dudley Dooright."

smile --Darlene

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