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S_O_L

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  1. A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers and I voted for Obama."
  2. im so sorry lori...didnt mean to do that to ya wish i had some blueberries in the freezer, all ive got are strawberries and blackberries...jethro's home...try to feed him good when hes here.. gotta figger out sompin to cook tonite...course , might cheat and call the colonel
  3. i am just so very sorry to hear this. prayers for a speedy recovery missm
  4. well..ill tell ya...i havent slept more than 3 hours at a time in prolly 35 years.. i usually sew, do laundry, talk on the phone with other insomniacs ..troll the internet.or.whatever, till i eventually konk out oh pish..who needs sleep anyway, when theres coffee to be had ?
  5. A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ELLE.. let's see..you're sweet 16 this year , right?
  6. you can never go wrong with a nice blueberry cobbler, with maybe a little vanilla ice cream you could always freeze your surplus berries to use later
  7. well...i tell ya, i don't rightly know. from what ive seen here, looks as though your only option is through posting a url for the image, so i guess it would have to be stored SOMEWHERE...you skeered of photobucket or sompin?...dont be , it wont bite
  8. as usual, a day late and a dollar short. ..but HAPPY belated BIRTHDAY and heres wishing you many more
  9. congrats.. i know you are ecstatic. hope you are doing well.
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    My Dog Styxx

    LOL @ lori...where was he from? had a teacher from louisiana of all places, make fun of how us mountain folk speak it doesnt bother us ..but have you ever heard those daggum La. cajuns talk? there was some irony there..
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    My Dog Styxx

    ira...you should feel honored that shellypoo referred to you all as yall.. down here that is reserved for heads of state and other various VIP'S. for just plain ole regular folk...we say yuns remember...thats YUNS...not YOUENS...LOL
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    My Dog Styxx

    i have no doubt there......but ya know, snoopy was a savvy little cuss, always got the better of ole chuck....styxx hasnt been hanging out with little yellow birds has he?......i will always believe in my heart that damned woodstock was an instigator...
  13. exactly....ya dont mess with peoples kids thats why i say sue em
  14. S_O_L

    My Dog Styxx

    that made me LOL....but why am i getting a mental picture of charlie brown and snoopy?
  15. cheeseburger, onion rings, vanilla shake
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    My Dog Styxx

    haaaa....styxx doesn't waste any time does he? good for styxx, glad he's enjoying his new digs. i remember having to part with my bassett not too very long ago and was so worried about how he would adjust..new family has a pool, which he loves, so i dont think he misses me one bit.
  17. mark west sounds like a name someone who performs in those dirty movies would use... geez if that story is legit, then eric must be the only man on earth who has a son who is older than he is thats just crazy.. i say sue em.....
  18. i do believe thats what miss paula has been trying to tell folk for years think ill go deep fry me up a big ole stick of butter
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