A few more: 1. "Life's a Bitch" sweaters for female dogs. 2. Dolly Parton doing Hooters Restaurant commercials. 3. A package tour featuring The Byrds, The Monkees, The Animals, The Bears and Seal. 4. Another package tour featuring The Beatles, The Spiders From Mars, The Crickets and The Mosquitos. 5. Brown dice at the craps table in Vegas. 6. Tight fitting t-shirts for large-breasted women that read "Thanks For the Mammaries."