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I am naturally pretty humble, but even I have to say this one is pretty great.  I´m very proud of it.

 

Thanks in advance for reading it. 

 

Here it is:

 

 

James´ new poem

 

Roses are red,

My dog attracts tics.

Like his owner dude James..

.. attracts so many chicks.

 

Hark !..Only if there was a repellant,

I´d put it to good use.

But chicks, they keep on coming,

I will have to accept the abuse.

 

Behold ! ..Maybe I´ll dress up as Lew?

That would surely keep the girls away?

I´m probably only dreaming.

On James´ butt the chicks will stay.

 

So I will accept my lot,

Bringing joy to the gender that wears lace.

Carrying out my God given mission:

Making the world a better place.

 

James, 2015

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P.S. If a song writer (are you listening Eric Carmen???) steals these words and inserts them into one of their new songs, I am amenable...I only ask for 50% and song writing credit, with my name listed first.

 

Thank you,

 

James

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susie b   

Ode To the Troubles of James

 

Our poor dear James

is such a chick magnet,

he can't leave his house

he's caught in a dragnet

 

We need to help him

let's call Eric...

for his expertise

with things esoteric

 

If EC can't aid us

what will we do?

our poor James will be

at odds with Lew

 

If James didn't have

such a cute heiny,

the world wouldn't be

so bright & so shiny

 

So maybe keep things

just as they are,

just ask women

to swoon from afar.

©

Susie

February 7, 2015

 

 

PS  My sweet Jerry offers this advise to James...."if you already have this problem with chicks, and you don't play guitar...don't start!"

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I am naturally pretty humble, but even I have to say this one is pretty great.  I´m very proud of it.

 

Thanks in advance for reading it. 

 

Here it is:

 

 

James´ new poem

 

Roses are red,

James' dog attracts tics.

Like his owner dude James..

.. attracts so many chicks.

 

Hark !..Only if there was a repellant,

I´d put it to good use.

But chicks, they keep on coming,

I will have to accept the abuse.

 

Behold ! ..Maybe I´ll dress up as Lew?

That would surely keep the girls away?

I´m probably only dreaming.

On James´ butt the chicks will stay.

 

So I will accept my lot,

Bringing joy to the gender that wears lace.

Carrying out my God given mission:

Making the world a better place.

 

James, 2015

 

 

James,

 

Me thinks your poem reads better if you change the "ch"s to "d"s.

Only screwin' with you old pal. But I do like it better my way. While we're at it we might wanna change the "On James butt" line to "In James butt".

 

Who's got you covered brother Lewie?

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susie b   

I must inform you that, while details can be worked out with my attorney for my appearance, my manager is insisting that I appear alone for my month...I have carefully cultivated an image of a " independent, brooding hulk" and cannot be displayed with any other person...I do everything alone...whether it's tug-of-war or lovemaking, solo it is...

Now boys...play nice...

Hey Tommy...

You do know that Lew has strong armed me into booting you from your August slot in The Gorgeous Men of EC.com Calendar, don't you?

Why are you harassing our Mr. July when Mr. August is the one who had you booted to another month?

Just wondering....

Sounds like you need to catch up on Lew's shenanigans.

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Christie Brinkley is holding your room at model boot camp.

 

Susie

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